THIS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS WIFE.
PLEASE NOTE THAT SHE ASKS SEVEN QUESTIONS, WHICH HE ANSWERS QUITE SIMPLY.
BUT THEN SHE IS SPEECHLESS AFTER ANSWERING ONLY ONE QUESTION FROM HIM
WOMAN:
DO YOU DRINK BEER?
MAN:
YES
WOMAN
HOW MANY BEERS A DAY?
MAN:
USUALLY ABOUT THREE
WOMAN:
HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY PER BEER?
MAN:
$5.00 WHICH INCLUDES A TIP
WOMAN:
AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
MAN:
ABOUT 20 YEARS, I SUPPOSE
WOMAN:
SO A BEER COSTS $5 AND YOU HAVE THREE BEERS A DAY WHICH PUTS YOUR
SPENDING EACH MONTH AT $450. IN ONE YEAR, IT WOULD BE APPROXIMATELY
$5400 CORRECT?
MAN:
CORRECT
WOMAN:
IF IN 1 YEAR YOU SPEND $5400, NOT ACCOUNTING FOR INFLATION, THE
PAST 20 YEARS PUTS YOUR SPENDING AT $108,000 CORRECT?
MAN:
CORRECT
WOMAN:
DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU DIDN’T DRINK SO MUCH BEER, THAT MONEY
COULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN A STEP-UP INTEREST SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND
AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR COMPOUND INTEREST FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS
YOU COULD HAVE NOW BOUGHT AN AIRPLANE?
MAN:
DO YOU DRINK BEER?
WOMAN:
NO.
MAN:
WHERE IS YOUR AIRPLANE?