Sorry no tricks with the bearing, but I have a trick to putting that C clip back on. You put your back into it, literally.
Get one of those 1” wide tie down ratchet strap things, sit in the car, put the steering wheel retaining nut back on the tip of the column. Wrap your tie down strap around the threads behind the nut, sit a bit forward, then wrap the strap around your back under the arms more or less, and tie it off back to the column.
Then get the snap ring tool ready, (you did put the snap ring on the shaft before the nut and the strap right?) just lean back and pull the column toward you. Put the snap ring back on, then lean forward to remove the tension. You’ll be surprised how easy it is.
After you realize you can’t undo the knots you made, wait for your wife to discover you in the garage and set you free. Prepare an appropriate story of how you got that way, while you wait, then invite her to tie herself to the glove box so you can do something together for once.