On 10/30/2025 at 9:45 PM, Captain Obvious said:

Haha!! Not sure. Who would I ask for confirmation? ☺️

SWMBO ;)

Oh.. Americans with theire abriviations... 🙃

LET'S FIND OUT.... ;-)

I took a run after reading a few lines... do you too? 😄

(From acronymmap.com)

When it comes to quirky acronyms, SWMBO is one of the more humorous and culturally loaded ones. Short for “She Who Must Be Obeyed,” it originated from the 1886 novel She by H. Rider Haggard and was later popularized in British pop culture, especially by the TV series Rumpole of the Bailey.

In modern usage, SWMBO is often a tongue-in-cheek way to refer to a wife, partner, or authoritative woman—sometimes with affection, sometimes with sarcasm. It’s playful, but depending on the context, it can also carry undertones of reverence, exasperation, or humor.

But what if you want a different way to express a similar dynamic—whether you’re writing fiction, creating dialogue, or just having fun with words? Here are 30 alternatives to the “SWMBO acronym,” each offering its own spin on authority, affection, or dominance in relationships, with tips on when to use them.

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1. The Boss

Meaning: The one in charge—clearly or unofficially.
Example: I’ll have to check with the boss before making plans.
When to use: Light and common; works in everyday banter.

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2. Wifey

Meaning: Slang term for wife or partner, often affectionate.
Example: Wifey said no more late-night snacks.
When to use: Casual and endearing tone.

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3. Her Highness

Meaning: A mock-royal title, playful yet deferential.
Example: Her Highness demanded sushi tonight.
When to use: Use humorously for high-maintenance behavior.

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4. Queen Bee

Meaning: The dominant female in a social setting.
Example: At every family event, she’s the queen bee.
When to use: Playful or slightly sassy tone.

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5. The Missus

Meaning: Informal British term for wife.
Example: The missus wants the lawn mowed by noon.
When to use: British-style humor or traditional tone.

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6. Lady of the House

Meaning: The woman in charge at home.
Example: I’ll have to run it by the lady of the house.
When to use: Respectful, classic tone.

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7. My Better Half

Meaning: Affectionate term for a spouse.
Example: My better half thinks I should eat more greens.
When to use: Loving and respectful, ideal for couples.

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8. She-Who-Decides

Meaning: Humorous variation of SWMBO.
Example: She-Who-Decides has spoken—no takeout tonight.
When to use: Playful and sarcastic tone.

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9. Commander-in-Chief

Meaning: The ultimate authority, especially in decisions.
Example: She’s the commander-in-chief of our calendar.
When to use: Family, logistics, or decision-making jokes.

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10. Madam President

Meaning: Feminine version of a powerful leader.
Example: Madam President vetoed the weekend trip.
When to use: Great for dramatic flair or political puns.

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11. House CEO

Meaning: The domestic leader.
Example: The House CEO says we’re budgeting this month.
When to use: Modern, corporate spin on household dynamics.

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12. Home Minister

Meaning: Borrowed from political jargon; leader of domestic affairs.
Example: The Home Minister says we’re painting the kitchen.
When to use: Popular in South Asian or formal humor.

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13. She-Who-Knows-All

Meaning: Exaggeratedly wise or all-knowing woman.
Example: Let me check with She-Who-Knows-All about dinner.
When to use: Good for light sarcasm and praise.

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14. The Decision Maker

Meaning: The one with the final say.
Example: The Decision Maker chose Italian tonight.
When to use: Straightforward and respectful tone.

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15. Supreme Ruler

Meaning: Absolute authority figure.
Example: Our Supreme Ruler has declared Sunday a rest day.
When to use: Dramatic or theatrical humor.

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16. The Real Boss

Meaning: Implies there’s a “fake” boss—you!
Example: You know I’m just the assistant; she’s the real boss.
When to use: Self-deprecating humor.

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17. Lady Supreme

Meaning: Formal and elegant version of a leader.
Example: Lady Supreme prefers red wine, not white.
When to use: Elevated, stylish tone.

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18. Chief Home Officer

Meaning: A modern acronym-style twist.
Example: The Chief Home Officer rejected my couch pick.
When to use: Satirical or millennial context.

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19. She-Who-Chooses

Meaning: Authority over all decisions.
Example: She-Who-Chooses has picked the movie already.
When to use: Fun for everyday decision contexts.

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20. Life Manager

Meaning: Handles schedules, meals, and logistics.
Example: My life manager says we’re booked Saturday.
When to use: Modern, respectful tone.

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21. She-in-Charge

Meaning: Simple, direct way to show authority.
Example: She-in-Charge just changed the plans.
When to use: Works in light banter or social media captions.

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22. The Oracle

Meaning: Source of wisdom and prediction.
Example: The Oracle says the weather’s too cold for shorts.
When to use: When referencing judgment or intuition.

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23. The General

Meaning: Authority with a military-like tone.
Example: The General has scheduled laundry drills for Sunday.
When to use: Humorous, structured or “bossy” tone.

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24. The Planner

Meaning: Coordinates everything.
Example: The Planner already booked the holiday tickets.
When to use: Useful for lifestyle or family writing.

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25. Queen of Everything

Meaning: All-encompassing authority.
Example: As the Queen of Everything, she makes the rules.
When to use: Sassy, confident characters or real-life queens.

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26. Her Royal Highness

Meaning: Majestic and a bit dramatic.
Example: Her Royal Highness refuses to eat leftovers.
When to use: Fun and theatrical tone.

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27. Operations Chief

Meaning: Runs the day-to-day.
Example: The Operations Chief set curfew at 10 PM.
When to use: Use for modern or workplace metaphors.

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28. Lady Logic

Meaning: Appeals to reasoning and planning.
Example: Lady Logic said buying a third toaster isn’t smart.
When to use: Clever, witty banter.

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29. Mood Manager

Meaning: Controls the emotional climate.
Example: When Mood Manager’s happy, we all win.
When to use: Emotional tone regulation or family jokes.

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30. She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Ignored

Meaning: A dramatic twist on the original SWMBO.
Example: Trust me—you don’t ignore She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Ignored.
When to use: Strong-willed or high-stakes situations, humorously.

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> How to Choose the Right Word

When choosing your SWMBO-style alternative, ask yourself:

• Is the tone playful, romantic, or sarcastic?
  Go with Wifey or She-Who-Decides for affection, Supreme Ruler or Her Highness for sass.
  

• Are you in a professional, creative, or casual setting?
  Use House CEO or Home Minister in clever writing. Stick to The Boss in casual conversation.
  

• Do you want to sound respectful or silly?
  My Better Half and Lady of the House are gentler, while The General or Queen of Everything lean toward satire.
  

• Is it cultural?
  Home Minister resonates well in South Asian families; The Missus fits UK usage.
  

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> Final Thoughts

Language lets us show affection, sarcasm, and social dynamics all at once. Acronyms like SWMBO are fun because they capture complex relationships with humor and punch. But with the right alternatives, you can adapt the tone, show respect, or even poke fun—all while keeping it creative.

So next time you’re writing a caption, penning dialogue, or teasing your partner, try out one of these 30 creative expressions. Let your vocabulary reflect the fun, fiery, or fabulous dynamics of the powerful women in your life.

LOL

Can anyone shine some light on the small speaker grills on my interior panels?

I’ve read all over that these cars only came with one speaker on the driver’s side. I know the 280s had pleasers in front of the rear wheel humps, but I’ve never seen any discussion of small speakers pan over the strut towers.

The holes are there in the sheet metal, and both interior panels are perforated for them. They are Nissan panels and have the paper sticker with the blue Japanese character on the back side. I have no idea what size they would be (probably 3”).

So what’s the story?

Edited December 7, 2025Dec 7 by Matthew Abate

The upper perforations are for the vent, the lower ones are for the speaker.

@siteunseen Our Resident Librarian can dig this thread up for you. Have seen it many times here. Sorry Cliff, Figured you were bored on a Sunday afternoon! 🍻🌭

13 hours ago, Freez74 said:

The upper perforations are for the vent, the lower ones are for the speaker.

Also, Japanese market variants had the option of factory stereo from beginning of production, so there are speaker holes in both sides of the interior quarter panel trims and the sheetmetal underneath them was designed to accept speaker mounts on both sides.

I’ve been negligent in keeping this up to date, but I have been posting regularly on Instagram, so I’ll spend the next few days copying those updates over to here to catch you all up on my progress.

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June 26, 2025

280ZX Brake MC is ready to go!

I tore this apart several years ago thinking it would be a short project, but the rebuild kit I had turned out to be for the one made by Tokico (large perforated disc residual valves) and this one is made by Nabco (small rubber duckbill residual valves).

I messed around with rejuvenating the reservoirs. I read using a mix of oxy clean and hydrogen peroxide gel under UV light for 24 hours would take the yellow out. It lightened them, but they’re still clearly yellow. Super clean, though.

I also did some chemistry on the hardware. The bleeders and reducers for this thing are not common sizes (the reducers are m16x1.0 to m10x1.0) and after two weeks of searching for replacements I gave up and decided to try chemically treating them. I didn’t want to do the hardcore hot bluing or zinc methods because, so I used the rust bluing method.

Basically, you soak them in white vinegar to strip off the rust and zinc. Then you paint them with a paracetic acid / salt solution (8 parts hydrogen peroxide:1 part white vinegar + as much salt as it will dissolve). Dry it with a heat gun and throw it into a double boiler. You’ll see the rust turn black as it changes into iron oxide. Buff it with steel wool and repeat until satisfied, then soak for 24 hours in motor oil.

They came out okay. I was hoping they would look more like the pistons, but this is after four rounds, so it’s good enough. Fingers crossed that they don’t immediately corrode. You could also do the phosphoric acid version (cold bluing), but this makes a harder coating.

Then I just had to hone the cylinder, flush it with 91% alcohol, wipe it out, and reassemble.

I kept the Tokico 240Z reservoir caps since I didn’t wire the car for the ZX caps with the fluid level sensors , plus I don’t have the metal or plastic Nabco caps. Maybe later if I can find a set for less than €53.40.

It looks pretty good after test fitting it. I’m waiting for a dust cover and O-ring in the mail, then I can install it and bleed the brakes.

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August 7, 2025

This is not hard…

… if all the parts are there. I took these axles apart and found one of them had been rebuilt previously, and whoever did that lost one of the bearings and spacers.

So what should have been three days of work, including paint drying time, turned into three weeks of figuring out how to replace them.

I ended up buying a bag of 11mm chrome steel bearings that were close enough to the same (0.09mm difference) and some 10mm wear-resistant nylon rod to fabricate a replacement spacer. Even though I have tons of new bearings now, I only replaced the missing one just in case that difference matters. All in all the spacer came out well; not perfect, but close enough.

The rebuild process is pretty straight forward. Search the Classic Z Cars forums for instructions if you need them. Getting the boot on the inner shaft is the hardest part. I recommend finding some plastic tube that fits over the shaft, pushing it into the boot, and sliding it on that way.

Make sure you use the prescribed amount of grease, which is 10g (about 3/4 Tbsp) at the top of each bearing channel.

Once I had everything nice and clean (citristrip, a wire wheel on the bench grinder, rust inhibitor) I sprayed them and got them back together.

Another jam I got into was two of my u-joints had the wrong part in the right boxes, so I had to order new ones and wait for shipping on those. But an evening on my home made press and they were done. Next step is installation.

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August 20, 2025

Well that changes things.

I realized about six months ago that this car started life as an automatic. With this last step that crime has been rectified.

Brass bushings. Artificial leather 5-speed knob. New seals and trim.

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September 1, 2025

Initial systems tests (clutch, brakes, transmission) and…

It moves! I had some friends over to help me test the systems that makes this an actual car rather than a very expensive 1:1 scale model. Everything seems to be working correctly. We didn’t get too far, though, because my fuel return and carburetor cooling system is leaking directly onto the header.

So, test cut short, but massive fire averted.

My wife was thoughtful and made a quick video of the car’s first roll under its own power, complete with my dog barking at everyone.

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November 7, 2025

Well, I had planned to be wrapping up something else, but I’m having some issues with the paint, so here’s something else I did on the side instead: hatch latch & lock plus the rear bumper with OEM rubber trim.

I forgot to take any before photos of the latch parts, but suffice to say they were rough. Lots of rust and primer. Very little zinc. So I stripped and buffed them and hit them with some stainless-blast from Seymour paint. Looks decent. Better than the CAD yellow experiment I did on the window regulators.

The button is the one that came with the car after some vigorous attention from some steel wool. It was rekeyed to match all of the other locks and installed with a gasket from JDM Car Parts (not OEM but fine) and a brand spanking new clip from Zedd Saver because I lost the old one.

The bumper is the chrome version from @resurrectedclassics. I’d say it’s 4/5 stars. Great fit but the gauge of the steel is a little thin so the mounting tabs flex more than I would like when installing, and the chrome finish is not as smooth/nice as I expected. There are occasionally streaks (kind of like brush strokes) where the chrome built up or the steel wasn’t smooth before it was applied. If I had it to do over I would go with the stainless version.

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November 16, 2025

Steps 1 through 5 of getting my Koito H4 headlight kit installed. These frames were covered in paint (three different primers, metallic blue, orange, and red) and one of them is from a different year. I’m 99% sure the right front fender was hit as some point and they just replaced the entire corner.

Acid bath for the rust. Steel wool. Eastwood Clear Zinc as a base coat, then dusted with Silver Cad to knock back the blue and give it a more metallic look. Then satin clear coat to keep it from rusting. Almost indistinguishable from the zinc coating on the springs.

All new hardware from Z Car Depot except the covers for the adjustment screws, which I cleaned up and reused.

Tip: to get the various plastic parts on, drop them in a bowl of almost boiling water for one minute, then press in.

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November 27, 2025

Parts 6 through… whatever, 27?, of putting the headlights in. I was able to wire up my Koito H4 kit this week. It took a while to get to because I had to find the right size flag terminals for the bulb connectors. I could have gone with straight connectors, but the kit comes with a wiring harness that has nice 90° connectors with really snug boots. Unfortunately I couldn’t just use the harness as is because I wired the car to have the headlight relay in the cabin. So I scavenged what I could.

The right side went together in a snap. I had some vinyl tubing left over from making the harness that just barely fits through the grommet on the back of the headlight can. It took a while to squeeze the wires though, but once done I had a fully waterproof setup (at least from the back/outside. The cans can still get water in them from the gap around the light, but hopefully that will be minimal and drain out. I’ll try to remember to blow it out with canned air when it does happen.

One small problem I’m having is the light switch doesn’t want to work 100% of the time. There’s a contact that isn’t working consistently so I’m going to have to pull it out and re-rebuild it.

I haven’t tried them at night, but I assume these are comparable to my Crosstrek H4s, which are adequate. All these people with LED headlights in cars not meant to have them are pissing me off on a daily basis, so I’m not going to be one of them. If I have to go with LeDs it will be complete lights, not just replacing the H4 bulbs.

Edited March 13Mar 13 by Matthew Abate

Very nice photo documentation and write-up. Looking forward to your next installment.

Catch-Up Digest, Continued

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December 19, 2025

This took me forever but I finally got the finish the way I wanted it after a million coats of paint. I kept getting a chemical reaction between the metal and the paint, despite using metal prep, self etching primer, and the same brand and formulation of paints.

Resilvering the glass took a few times but I got it on the third try. I still have a couple of small flaws, but I’m fine with it. It keeps it looking vintage. Kintsugi, right? The kit was from Angel Gilding of you want to give it a shot. Watch their YouTube instructions a few times first.

The plastic is refinished in SEM’s Laundau Black, like the rest of my interior, and the stem is just the satin black I’m using on all the metal inside. The housing has some lumps and distortion from heat and age but you can’t really see them through the windshield.

The day/night knob emblems were filled with thinned down white nail polish applied with a 0000 brush in five or six layers.

The visor clip is NOS and the rest of the bits were in good enough shape to clean and reuse.

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December 31, 2025

Nearly finished with the exterior. I just need to do the license plate light, gas cover, grille, and front bumper. I know this photo is not the best, but you can see the tail light panels are in.

Painting this was a little tricky due to the cold weather, but after sanding out the orange peel and giving it one super light coat to know back the shine it’s done.

They were sanded bare, masked, etch primed, and primed again in black lacquer to prevent bad chemistry.

The color is SEM Trim Black Charcoal Metallic (39033), which is an acrylic lacquer and the closest thing to OEM that our resident nerds who want to look at this stuff under microscopes could find, but it has been discontinued since I bought these cans. I’m not sure how I’m going to get the grille done now because I used almost all of what I had. I just placed an order for some on a long shot the place actually has them. 🤞🏻

Update: California Datsun has something for this. I don’t know how close it is to what I used here, but I’ll report back once I use it.

One thing that I changed was the fasteners. Z Car Depot has the correct ones from Nissan, but I opted for some that are easy to remove just in case. The holes on my car aren’t in great shape so I needed something I could test and tweak. I used metal screws instead of the plastic ones they came with to make them a bit more robust and reusable. I also put black electrical tape on the sill under the panels to keep things from rubbing through the paint while I worked and eventually rusting. Overkill, but whatever.

It was a bit of a pain to get together because the body shop didn’t check the figment of these panels when they were cleaning up the left rear fender, which had been hit and pushed in at some point. Plus I replaced the clips that hold the bottom edges of the panels, which took hours and should have been done before paint. There was much finagling involved here.

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February 4, 2026

Here’s the third project that was held up by the weather. Again, it’s been way too cold to spray the paint, so I’ve been having to put down more layers and sand them out way more than normal.

Luckily the previous owner of this car left me two license plate light fixtures. Both of them were broken, but between the two I had enough repairable pieces to make one that works. I’m going to use the other one to experiment with.

To rehabilitate this I had to rebuild the areas on the cover where the three black screws hold it onto the housing. I used ABS cement in stages to fuse the cracks and fill in the gaps that had chipped away. Once I had that done I filed and sanded it back down as close to the original shape as I could manage. After that I sanded it in stages from 600 to 8000 grit wet/dry sand paper. Then hit it with the same SEM Trim Black Charcoal Metallic paint I used on the rear light surround panels.

The inner housing was less straight forward. The rings that hold the bulb sockets in place were cracked and the plastic was very brittle. I started by submerging it in very hot water for fifteen minutes to get it a little soft. Then I applied super thin CA glue in the cracks and squeezed the rings together with hose clamps. The sockets were still a little loose, so I ended up wrapping them in one layer of electrical tape to snug them up. The housing got a layer of gloss white paint, more to brighten it up and help the reflecting light than to make it look nice.

The electrical was straight forward. I just bought new sockets and wired them up as stock, the same way I did the tail lights and blinkers.

From there it was just a matter of refinishing the hardware, reassembling it, and putting it on.

One thing I learned is while you can remove the face place with the light installed, you’ll want to loosen or remove the screws holding it to the car to put the faceplate back on so it seats correctly. Otherwise it will crack.

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February 7, 2026

And, finally, 4 of 4.

I went through so much paint on these. Between lifting, dust, poor mixes and spatter from the cold, accidentally sanding through clear, accidentally sanding through the base coat, and the masking tape pulling off the clear, I’ve been working on these since Thanksgiving weekend.

I don’t know why I have two ‘73 USDM steering wheels, but fine. They were both pretty trashed, and one had some issues with the rim material that I had to put some research into. Once I had them stripped and sanded they looked a lot better.

The process was straight forward: strip, remove rust, sand metal with 250, mask, etching primer, black primer, gloss black, satin black, satin clear, mask again, fix and fill rim issues, sand with 600, stain, clear gloss spar urethane clear, clear satin spar urethane.

Stripped on the left, etch primed on the right:

I did some tests on some aged pine that was a close match to the raw rim to my make sure I had the right stain color (English Chestnut, Honey, Mahogany). I’m not convinced mahogany is correct, but it looks good and that’s what most people use.

I still think some of them had blond rims like this:

We all know the rim is not wood, but it is also not injection-molded plastic. I’ve read it’s a resin-like material with wood fibers, sort of like fiberglass but wood instead of glass mesh. I used a very small amount of clear epoxy mixed with a small amount of wood filler to fix and fill some crack that formed around the centerline of the rim, then sanded everything down to the base material.

The metal was just like anything else. Each coat of paint dried for three days, followed by a knock down with 400 up to the gloss layer. Then wet/dry sanding from 800 to 4000 to fix any weird imperfections (see above). The satin black was sprayed very lightly, with satin clear over it while it was still wet. Three days to dry, then two more light coats of satin clear. The finish looks pretty close to my OEM 10th Anniversary Datsun Competition wheel. The photos don’t capture it.

I still need to get all the overspray out of the center before I choose one to install. Given how heavy steering is with my 195mm front tires I’m going to need the leverage. The Competition wheel will go on my office wall and the spare ‘73 USDM wheel will go on eBay some day. It looks awesome but the steering is just too heavy with these 195mm tires. And my legs are too long.

Edited March 13Mar 13 by Matthew Abate

Catch-Up Digest, Continued. After this I’m up to date.

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March 9, 2026

They said it couldn’t be done.*

If you have been following this project long enough (good job 👍🏻) you know this engine had SUs when I installed it. Lots of drama later I put triple Mikunis on it, and I’m glad I did.

One thing my euro-spec SU balance tube has that my short Mikuni manifold is missing (other than clearance) is a PCV valve. Around the time I got the triples working I installed a bracket to hold one with a plan to figure out how to connect it later.

Well, later is here. Several years ago I saw a Z at the east coast import show in PA sporting a custom air filter housing for a Lamborghini Countach air filter. The owners is here but I can’t find the name.

We ALSO discussed its balance tube on the manifold. My plan was to do something like that, but add a port for the PCV valve. (Nismo put one with a PCV valve on the l型6気筒 TLX manifold, so please hold the snark).

I would have liked to figure out a way to mount the valve right on mine, but routing the hose was getting too difficult. This cleans up the visible plumbing better. Hopefully it with function as intended.

My vacuum manifold also uses the port on the #6 runner meant for the brake booster, so I move that fitting for to the back end, as well. Eight ports in all.

It’s made from a 22.5 inch piece of aluminum pipe (1” OD, 0.25” wall for tapping, which is technically not enough but works). A buddy of mine was MVP on this for welding up the ends, getting my specs into his CNC machine to bore all the holes, and letting me use his lathe and mill to start the guide taps.

A quick media blasting with aluminum oxide and it was pretty simple to install. The hardest part was getting 1/4” stainless tubes bent to the right angles to accommodate the irregular angles of the six manifold ports, which are so irregular they must have been drilled and tapped by hand.

Lest I create the impression this was a complete breeze, know I finished a prototype meant to be final using a vacuum manifold, but bailed on it after the tubes started to look like a mess of spaghetti.

Pro tip: if you’re doing something like this, get some copper tubing at a hardware store and mock it up with that before you start bending stainless.

I’m pretty happy with this. The only thing I would change is to use thinner walled stainless capillary tubing. This stuff is unnecessarily robust, so it’s hard to bend and a smaller inner diameter than it could have been.

*I don’t know how the balance tube will change how the engine runs. The assumption is slightly smoother, with the brake vacuum building faster at 6 times the frequency.

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March 11, 2026

Nearly done in here.

I picked up these Kameari stainless air filters on a whim from JDM Car Parts a while ago, and I’m glad I did. They look really nice paired with the heat shield (also from Kameari). I was nervous the shield wouldn’t fit with the cooling blocks installed, and it is tight, but it isn’t touching them or the header so I think I’m good there. The braided cooling block lines look nice over that shiny stainless steel.

I’m still debating whether to get some short velocity stacks that will fit inside these filters. I do have a plenum for a cold air intake, and I think the old stacks are short enough to work in that, but I think it’s going to be a while before I get to that.

Everything is back where it belongs now, except for the throttle cable and the booster hose. I remade the cable bracket out of thicker gauge stainless to get rid of the flexing problem with the previous version. As such I need to make some adjustments to the cam (and replace the barrel nut I lost). The hoses I need to reroute and trim to connect to the vacuum manifold I just installed.

Otherwise I just have the windshield wipers and water tank to put in here and I’ll be pretty much done inside the engine bay.

Edited March 15Mar 15 by Matthew Abate

Really enough the build

Ive gotten alot of ideals and ways to rebuild parts on my 280z

Also i see you have a throttle cable. Did you custom make that or is that something that can be purchesed i really like that over the linkage i have right now

Edited March 20Mar 20 by Clark166