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Car Repairs We spend our money on new cars, Hoping for a break, From car repairs and all such stuff Those things our money take. Before too long, we find we're wrong Back to the shop we go. We get a bill that robs our thrill, And almost all our dough. Back on the road, we head for home, Assured that all is well; We see the smoke, it blinds our view- What is that awful smell? We grab the wheel and pull off quick, Our nerves are on the border. Then we discover what's the matter The rad is dry-no water! When that is done, we feel relief, We head on down the trail. "What's that," you ask, "behind us now?" A cop is on my tail. He tickets me, but it's not fair; I don't believe it's right; He said to me, it was my fault, I had just one tail light. Down the road, it's getting late, I'm madder now than fire; Almost home, three miles away, ....I have a flat tire. Once that is fixed, I drive on home, Pull in my yard to stay. "Repossess it, come and get it, I'm not going to pay!" And so it is, the car is gone, Let's sit and have a talk. But if we want to go somewhere, By golly, we will walk.

Drive it!

Ummm okey....if you say so.

Hey guys. I just swapped the hoods from my 75 to my 71. The 71 hood was slightly bent and full of rust. So i changed em. I know the 280 was heavier then the 240. But the hood on the 280 felt like it waighed 20 more pounds! They look exactly the same. But one is heavier then the other. Are they made of different gauge medel or am i nuts?

Thanks for yalls suport. We kinda got off topic . any body know were i could get a new dash? Cheap. Im working at sonic making 4 50 a hr. so muney is always tight.

Ok Carl i guess ill admit it. That was pretty good. But then again *i need a since of humor* No hard feelings Carl just messing with you.

No Killing the 14 yearold reason she left. Was What was on my mind. But mom wouldnt like that. Here i better explain. My ex and i had a great thang going or so i thought. I was in Texas (where she lived) helping them pack up to move. She asks me to go to the store for cooking garbage. I get back and catch her and my little brother making out in the bathroom. So needless to say im short a girl and not realy on speaking terms with my bro.:mad:

I wasnt suck facing Will It so happens i am single. After 10 monthes i get the boot :sleepy: Well atleast i got time for my car now. I must have had a brain fart or somthing. I totally forgot that thread.

Opps my bad Will. I could have ran a search i guess . I might not be a newbi but i feel like a dumby

What do you guys think of the molded dash cap look. My dash is cracked pretty bad and im a guy on a budget. Are they easy to install? Do they look right?

Their was one last year that came 75 feet from my house. Blown tree lims and roof shingls is the only damage i have gotten so far. Thay get a little closer all the time.:tapemouth

We have a skunk hollow, and a burger hollow to. No kidding.

Hey Carl i didnt mean that to sound bad. This has to be one of the craziest threads yet . Answer is a salid shooter:classic:

Here is a sight i found. They sell parts and have pics of cars. www.zparts.com Not a bad sight they have sevice manuals and other neat stuff. PS. check out the coming attractions.

Sounds like a plan to me. Part the 71. heck i could help you get rid of some of those parsROFL

Lighten up Carl. what do you call a vegeterian with diaria (i know spelling is way off)

The other day i ran into my insanely hot naighbor at the store. She says her boy friend and her was out driving her eclipse,when this clown in some kinda car pulled up next to them. Her bf was driving at the time. So he said he was going to beet the old tub.(he always has been the show off tipe) Well she went on to say the *the old tub* left him sitting at the light looking at nothing but tire smoke. My thoughts got the better of me so i had to ask what did it look like? She said it was just like that blue car sitting in my yard.(75 280z) They just dont build great cars anymore:sleepy:

Well Chris all you can do is count your blessings and steer clear of them thangs. You didnt get any depris in your yard did you?

Ive wanted to see both of those for awhile. Just somthing about the title scared me away .

Just wipe deadflos drool of the car before it rusts.

There was this little boy. His father was going to teach him to be responsible. So he went and bought his son a duck. His son raised his duck for a year or two untill it was full grown. The father seeing that his son had learned good responsibilities told his son that he could sell his duck. So the boy gose to town to sell the duck. On his way he meets this girl. He asked do you want to go make love with me? She says sure and off they go.After they are finished the boy says all i have to offer you is this duck. The girl says that was pretty good. Why dont you keep your duck and lets go again. Well After they were finished again the boy leaves for town. But on the way his duck escapes from his cage and getts hit bye a simi. The driver stops and asks son what do i owe you for this duck? The boy says sir i donno what its worth i was on my way to town to sell it. The driver says ill give you 35 dollers for it. Well when the boy returns home his father asks what did he get for his duck. Here is what his son said. I got a **** for a duck. A duck for a **** and 35 dollers for a ****ed up duck.

Yeah thats right. I had forgotten most of it. Guess that wouldnt be a bad thing tho.

Hey now Chris! Wounder if he would come down on the priceROFL