Fun_in_my_z

I looked for the free head option but didnt see it???

Not much of the old suspects around anymore. Its hard to follow this site with all these changes

I must have mist it. I wanna do the halos in the Z. I think that would be cool

Been awhile just wanted to check in and see what everyone is up to. I have put my Z in storage for now as my job moves me from place to place. I lost my parts cars and most of my tools when the tornados hit Vilonia. I got married last year to my best friend and now trying to get her through collage. On my time off I have taken on a new project. 2002 Yamaha R6 Paid 350.00 for it. Have 900 in parts its work 4k.

Thanks but find A nude vid next time.

I would say Itallian prison but you probably wouldnt buy that

She could pull me over anytime

But not a 75

What Z is it for do you know?

Mmmmm beaver

I love boobs but do I love them more then my Z? That sounds weird

Hey everyone, long time no see...err read. Hope everyone is doin well and surviving these earth shakers. I have not been able to access the website due to no home computer and "web page banned contains adult content" message at work. No doubt that this is due to boobs thread.... Is their a way to hide that so people can get online from library or school computers? Just a thought.... My Z is in storage awaiting the bank to come through on home loan. Patiently waiting on the day to come.....

That's the dumbest thing I heard all day

Just wandering if any Z owners on the forum may collect old coins? If Shia whatis the rarest coins you have? Pictures or info?

Move to Arkansas and you won't have that problem

No hard starting for me. My 280z has triiple webbers

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these *****es would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091113/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_lagoon_bugatti :angry:

And the fact that they want an arm and leg or left nut for everything

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs', etc....... The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact.. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please." Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing hockey, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?? This time the man drawled out "Uh....... bout 50". The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked, "Are you people still happy with OBAMA?

From Die Hard Hans Groober: Who are you, a security guard we missed? Mclaine: ehhh, sorry Hans wrong guess. Want to try for double jeopardy where the scores can really change? Groober: Then who are you? Mclaine: I’m just the fly in the ointment, a regular pain in the arse.

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page.... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.

Old Timers dissorder kicking in again. You already said that

Guy: We are going to change their world! Rambo: Are you bringing in any weapons? Guy: Of course not! Rambo: Then your not changing anything. Guy: That kind of thinking is why the world never changes! Rambo: **** the world

I have that kit as well. It was fun.