"This is not what I meant when I said to 'stay on top of your schooling'!"

Never be late for the bus again.

That must have been one heck of a back to school sale.

I like "Old Skool"

Proof that somewhere there is an Evil Doodlebop!

Will

"Bill, it said Stop FOR school bus.....!

My wife said she "double parked" and now she can't find the "Z".

OR

I seem to have a little more rust than usual on the underside of my Z.

OR

A "Z" drove into a doctor's office and said to the doc, "How can I get this wart off my butt?"

gives a whole new meaning to "Park and Ride"

"That crusher aint going to find me up here"

You got it up there, now you're just going to have to figure out how to get it down.

Repo This!!

Flyin high again

Double Dutch bus

Get on the bus

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

“I'd rather go by bus.”

I hope the blonde driving is ok

Bus, do your stuff!

What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

field trip

I know some busses have bike racks, but this is ridiculous

Wow, even busses have landing rights...

They'll put a parkinglot anywhere!

I heard they paved paradise to put a parkinglot, but this...

Rideshare just got more convenient!

They gotta chage the capacity sign...

The newest double decker bus

someone forgot the "Z Parking Only" sign.

Momma always said life was like a Z on a bus...

What would Chuck Norris do?

Can Mad Mike throw a party or what!

Now that's one hell of a place to put a Dyno!

In checkers this is a king!

Most people are happys using a towbar....

Let's see someone steal parts off it now!

I'll take a Z over a bus any day!

Will

And who says a Z only holds 1 passenger.

Car pooling for people who love their cars.

And the Team Japan Ralley car never finished the race....

Why is my driveway moving? Must have been a long night.

"How tall did that sign say the overpass is????"

"Hey Bubba! Watch this!"

Since this thread was posted I have been wondering what in the world would make a junkyard owner do this. I finally have the answer:

The owners thoughts: "So you think my 350Z looks like a toad...I show you!

And he did-but wouldn't a 350Z look more at home on a lilly pad disquised as a school bus?

Second thought(arguably ever), If the shool bus was made by the Blue Bird Corporation ( http://www.blue-bird.com/ ) and the Nissan 510 ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Bluebird ) was a Nissan Blue bird, and the Z is its closest relative in that particular yard, maybe birds of a feather are trying to "flock" together...Don't tell Mr. K...but maybe that's why new cars are getting bigger and more importantly heavier...it is tracked back to heridity.

Next Thought: If keeping a car between the yellow lines is good, wouldn't keeping it inside one of them be better?

One More: You did tell the valet to "park it anywhere"...

Last thought: What do you get if you cross a Schoolbus with a 280Z?

I don't know but it is parked by that telephone poll!

John Handey

Saturday Night Live: Deep Thoughts...