"Mom wouldn't let me drive the Z to school....said I had to take the bus."

I think this is carrying the 2 + 2 concept a bit too far.

This time Little Billy knew that he had the best Show-N-Tell...

1) $500 for a motor-home car transport bar???? That sales guy's got another think coming if he thinks I'm shelling out that kind of money....

2) Bill and Ferris figured that if they drove their Z on the school bus while facing backwards they'd quickly shave off all the extra miles they'd put on.

3) Will figured out that they wouldn't charge extra toll if the car's axles weren't on the ground!!

4) Ok honey, let's try it again, but this time let out the clutch R-E-E-A-A-A-L slow and whatever you do don't tromp down on the accelerator.

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