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If the 240Z were a Woman...

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Not too sure of the nationality but she would have long sleek curves that are "erotic" to look at. Soft, smooth skin without any blemishes. A head turner at any angle. Then beneath the skin (under the hood) she would be a wolf in sheeps clothing, agressive, yet graceful. Fast yet smooth. And always, always wanting to go for a "ride":classic:

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Originally posted by gema

Way too much information.

What is that supposed to mean!??? :angry: :devious:

Something wrong with my gf???

or my 280Z??

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Originally posted by Mr Camouflage

She'd be japanese of course.

So by the same reasoning, a Mustang would be an American girl, Audi would be a German, BMW would be Bavarian, SAAB would be scandinavian, etc.?

Amd my bros '34 blown street rod would be my grandma? ??

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Yep. mine would be a 32 japanese woman with all the right curves in all the right places. extremely nice to look at, and even better get in and ride umm drive.

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Is anyone else afraid to reply after Alfa's disgusting mental picture??

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Originally posted by Alfadog

Oh sorry, didn't mean to ruin the mood ROFL ...much

I think not having a Z car anymore has given Lachlan a touch of jelousy.

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A touch?? More like severe groping. But nonetheless, some of the comments made kinda freak me out a bit!!! If my car was a female, she'd be rather large and loud, but bouncy and lots of fun. So probably a busty American. ROFL

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If my 240Z was a woman..............let's put it this way, there would be a plentiful supply of new series 1 Z cars available in about 9 months!!! LOLLOLLOL

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She would be Nordic ! No nonsense, great to look at, totally competent, sexy voice and very passionate when you're inside her ! Jealous looks from other wannabes when, hanging onto your 'girlfriend, you pass 'em ! Keeping your morale up when stuck behind your desk/mowing the lawn when you think of her in all colours of skin-tight vinyl !

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So Vicky, if it was a man - what nationality , After all, we're not just guys on this forum !

Italian of course! :P Hot tempered, lots of self pride and quite unafraid of others, always ready for a challenge. Highly respected and feared by many.

Vicky

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Italian of course! :P Hot tempered, lots of self pride and quite unafraid of others, always ready for a challenge. Highly respected and feared by many.

Vicky

Looks like the Z is actually an Italian MAN. Now I feel all dirty about dreaming of one......Gee thanks!

But I do like Vicky's take on it the best so far.

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Not Italian, please - what a bunch of whiny, self-centered, insecure, image-concious....

If the Z was a bloke, it would be Sean Connery - handsome, old but still capable of doing the business, knowledgeable after having done it all...

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If the Z was a bloke, it would be Sean Connery - handsome, old but still capable of doing the business, knowledgeable after having done it all...

Then our Z's would have to go around in the primer stage since Mr. Connery is bald, no? LOL

Vicky

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Ouch Carl, he is a freshman afterall-and constantly-well occasionally-working on either his Zs or a good duck swap! You're all right Bill, don't you worry! We know it'll happen-If an embarrassing bafoon with no charactor from your home state can be President and lie under oath about getting some, you'll get some too!

Will

NO VIcky, they would be completely original-no replaced parts! The pieces that wear would all be broken in properly, not damaged. ANd the upholstery would have charactor lines, not worn spots or cracks. The car would look loved and extreemly well maintained. Not only that, but think about what it would have shared the garage with-nudge, nudge, wink, wink!

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