Alfadog

An Aussie walks in to an Auckland bar and sits down. He orders a beer and turns to the bloke next to him. "Wanna hear Kiwi Joke?" the Aussie asks. Taken aback, the New Zealander says "Before you tell your joke, you should know I'm in the All Blacks as a defender and weigh 120kg. The guy next to me is a Winger and weighs 130kg and the guy next to him is another defender and weighs 140kg. Do you still want to tell a Kiwi joke?" The Aussie quips back in reply "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times..." Two New Zealanders were flying an aeroplane (which happened to have a sheep inside, shh!). Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. NZ1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump! NZ2: What about the sheep?!? NZ1: f**k the sheep!!!! NZ2: (pause) Do you think we have time? (And only cos I'm half kiwi) A New Zealander, an Australian and a South African are sharing a beer in a bar in Auckland one Friday night, on the eve of a crucial Tri Nations rugby match. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He announces with patriotic fervour: "In Seth Efrika our glesses are so chip thet we don't need to drink from the same one twice." The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "Well mate," he says. "In 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." They both turn and look at the New Zealand man. The Kiwi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, and shoots the South African and the Australian. "In Auckland," he says, "we have so many smartass South Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice!!!"

Are you talking about the pictures, or the lights??? I think the lights are about right.... maybe even a bit too small....

now that's what I'm talking about!

ehehehe classic ROFL

Some great shots on that website... (and it didn't beat an RX3, it beat two )

Thankyou! I guess it was raced, just not by Nissan themselves...? As for you, ben, ignorance is bliss?!?! I thought you knew a bit about these cars...

You devil! Who will I (try to) crack onto now? :disappoin

I forgot to say, thanks for the link! I saved all the pics to my hard drive

I was trying to imagine this a while ago.. thanks for the PS, it looks about the right scale. And it looks GREAT (in my opinion). Still think the GT-R ones would look better though...........

, Rick, bit of an Arnie fan?

except not as mind-numbingly boring. :stupid:

Some people just don't get it... I like the analogy of racing is like a running race, whereas drifting comps are like ice skating. It's all about skill in the, dare I say, art!

It's quite strange... it seems the rules of the Real Worldâ„¢ don't apply on the Internet. And one last thing.. that '510 with a huge hood scoop' is a GC10 Skyline... convertible! With some very perculiar mods... LINK!

Tokyo Extreme is a great series, a new one is due to come out soon... and it has a KPGC110 too! GT4 should have one... and Project Gothom 2... the latter has a Toyota 2000GT too!

Where??? I had the idea the C110's weren't raced officially anywhere.

DAMN! Where was I????

...not to mention the drive-type! The Z was sooo easy to 'get the back out' (oversteering), of course I only did it when it was safe :classic: but boy do I miss it... The K with 30 year old suspension, 20 less horses, 300kg more and a slushbox doesn't quite do it the same.............

Wow, fantastic information and pictures!!! But one thing... Alan, you say that the S30's were badged "Fairlady" in South Africa, however they were sold as Datsuns. Were these cars called "Datsun Fairlady Z" in Africa?????? Obviously information about this market would be very hard to come by... wonder how many Z's there are left in Africa...

Not to mention fuel prices - suddenly those triples dont seem so unecomical anymore... Those septic tanks don't know how good they've got it!

Oh that's brilliant mate. I'll be sharing that one around...

No, not at all! I was just commenting on your wordiness, trying as hard as you can not to offend anyone. :classic: job well done