Hot but dry. 

 

The way I see it, we WILL have weather!

The way I see it, we WILL have weather!

Yup, 100% chance of weather; whether you like it or whether you don't!

I have my redneck AC ready to go.

Excellent. I was just recently at a car show where it rained all day. And I mean ALL day. It's a lot more enjoyable when it's sunny...

 

I do think though, that by the end of the day on Saturday on the tarmac at the airport, I'm going to be craving some shade. I'm thinking I might bring an umbrella to Saturday just to provide some mobile shade if necessary.

 Surely they'll have a hanger or two opened up to get out of the sun for a few minutes.  Probably restrooms and cold drinks too.  If you have kakis and a polo on with some Ray-Ban Aviators you could get in the FBO and "check the weather", eat some doughnuts. 

Excellent. I was just recently at a car show where it rained all day. And I mean ALL day. It's a lot more enjoyable when it's sunny...

 

I do think though, that by the end of the day on Saturday on the tarmac at the airport, I'm going to be craving some shade. I'm thinking I might bring an umbrella to Saturday just to provide some mobile shade if necessary.

 â€œOoh, ooh, Mista Kahta! Mista Kahta!” Umbrella Girls, $50 per hour.  I could bring some girls from the restaurant, buy a few umbrellas and make some CASH.

 

That's certainly a great option for some shade. Since I'm already over budget for the event, I'll ask SWMBO if I can free up some additional funds for that.

SWMBO

Fortunately I had to google that.  

And now that you've googled it, can you guess what the answer was? 

I'm going to melt.

And now that you've googled it, can you guess what the answer was? 

HaHaHa!  I'll bring my big ole golfing umbrella for you.  I'm not too sure I'll be attending the jetport show, walking on asphalt in the heat isn't my idea of a vacation.  I'm wanting to see the Gibson guitar tour and Staxx Records.  Albert King anything, I want to see.  He lived and died in Memphis too.  My neighbor says don't waste my money or time at Graceland, it's a joke according to her.