I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at the grocery store and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

So if i eat Purina i can lick my own balls?

And NOBODY ELSE"S....

thats not funny

You ever notice that about dogs....They always want to lick what ever private part that they want to lick at that point in time, and then give you a BIG old sloppy dog kiss.....What's up with that!!!!

webdawg1

it's like the old joke.

Q:why do dogs lick their balls?

A: because they can!!

it's like the old joke.

Q:why do dogs lick their balls?

A: because they can!!

Q: Why do dogs lick their own butts?

A: To get the taste of mailman out of their mouths.

Sorry, heard that today.

Next time you go to a meeting, just tell your co-workers you're going to a "butt sniff".

EScanlon,

That way funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL I gotta remember that one for a joke! Thanks for the morning laugh EScanlon.

Tom

Enrique,

Even my wife laughed out loud at that-she asked me what I was laughing at...so I read it to her.

Will