Attachment 1: Do you know how to spell 'pizzazz'? If I weren't sure and I were writing for Copley News Service, I would look it up.

Attachment 2: Would this place be considered a General Store?

You'd have to be careful getting a 'mouse' for your computer.

Ba-boom tish.

true story-a friend opened a store and sold fish and art.

i could just imagine a customer saying " give me a pound of perch and oh yea i'll take that picasso.

Here is an interesting add to unload car/girlfriend.

Here is an interesting add to unload car/girlfriend.

Too bad it's not a drop top model!

Chris

Chris, the way I read the ad it sounds like a drop top and bottom model.

Chris, the way I read the ad it sounds like a drop top and bottom model.

Chris

I want it!

Are test drives free

Kinda reminds me of the bumper sticker that reads

"I got this new truck for my girlfriend, Pretty good trade. dont ya think"

Come on now Billie Boy, where's your sense of adventure.

If I was your age and lived in the Land of the Bald Eagle I'd be reaching for the phone and I wouldn't be calling about the car, believe me.

Rick

:devious: :devious:

I dont think Bill was talking about the car!

Come on now Billie Boy, where's your sense of adventure.

If I was your age and lived in the Land of the Bald Eagle I'd be reaching for the phone and I wouldn't be calling about the car, believe me.

Rick

:devious: :devious:

But, at his age he's still naive enough to think that "test drives" could possibly be free.

At our age we know better. There isn't anything "free" about women! I think that's why the seller has her on the market.