Originally posted by Bambikiller240

65) When you have #35 listed twice.

66) When #63 is almost a duplicate of #62 and doesn't make sense.

PS: I don't get #57. Wasn't Bambi a deer? Thus the animal that died (Bambi's mother) was also a deer? Why would anyone be interested in the rabbit with all that fresh meat ready to dress and BBQ?

63, Professional wrestling (WWF WWC, WTF ever its called?) News Flash Bambi Killer, It's not real, its all staged scriped and rehearsed. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.

57, Trailer trash cant afford venison.

Originally posted by Mr Camouflage

63, Professional wrestling (WWF WWC, WTF ever its called?) News Flash Bambi Killer, It's not real, its all staged scriped and rehearsed. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.

63) No $hit! WTF?

57) Sure they can, it's called ROAD KILL. They just don't use dem fancypants werds for it.

67) You took the wheels off the trailer and put them on your truck.

68) The bullet holes in the wall came from the trailer next door.

69) The new couch wouldn't fit through the door so you left it on the porch.

Chris

70) The Social Security check you live on comes to your mother who is also your Aunt, and your older sister.

71) You wonder why your Mom can't cook like Granny from the Beverly Hillbilleis.

72) You think that color only exists where you are, cause everbody and everything on that new-fangled 12" tv at the neighbors house is gray.

73) You have ever tried to "hunt up" your family tree for firewood,

74) You accidently shot out the drivers side window of your pick-up when you were putting the shotgun in the gunrack, and it was a good thing "'cause summers commin' and the window ain't worked in years"...

75) Your whole family has been named after the charactors from "Petticote Junction," and The Beverly Hillbillies alternating since before the Civil War, and that was the last time somebody new moved in.

76) You think "inside plumbing" is the polite way of clever way of talking about a girl. Outside plumbing is a guy, and a house with out and outhouse is just stupid.

77) You are planning on taking a trip to meet Beavis and Butthead in person, right after you visit Graceland, and Wallyworld.

78) you can't figure out the pattern of the numbers at the head of the lines in this list.

79) You can't understand why Jethro Bodine didn't win his run for President.

80) You realize the genius of Mr. Bodines Ciphering as "New Math".

81) You have every bottlecap you have ever laid eyes on.

82) You think hanging hood scoops, wider tires and chrome plate on a car makes it faster-ooops wrong forum-well maybe...

83) You think all secret agents live a high-profile life.

84) You know that the Phrase "it take one to know one" does not apply to anyone reading or actively participating in this forum!

Will

Down Bambi down!

Starting to remind me of the anual christmass brawl here at home!

your wife left with your best friend and now your looking for a new dog.

85) Your mother/wife has more facial hair than you do.:classic:

86) You keep trying to sell a modified factory restored Z on ebay at the same price! ( http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=2479139282&category=6187 I think this guy must meet all of the other 85 criteria listed here as well)

Will

u graduate highest in your class (grade 6) a good two foot taller than everyone else.