Yea i know just teasing you. Let me tell you my tale of crank piracy.... I picked up one on yahoo japan auctions for 200 bucks thinking it would pay for my seat upgrade on the flight back being the cheap ba$tard that i am. After hauling that heavy ba$tard around and to the airport was not really worth my effort. On top of that I had to build a crate for it for shipping too. It destroyed the king size suitcase it was in too. Suitcases don't like a concentrated heavy metal object. -1 wifey point on that one. Disregard this cautionary tale if you're young and full of energy!