On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We

want tows."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking

for, you've come to the right place."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry?

Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

I saw this bumper sticker the other day.It reads-YES this is my truck NO I won't help you move!

I think the one I saw on the back of a pickup was the best ever...

"Mustache Rides..5 cents"

I saw a bumper sticker years ago and have never seen it again, it read: "Your father should have pulled out early"

Bumper sticker-

"Visualize whirled peas."

- Jeff

One of the best one bumper stickers I sw the other day: "My other ride is your Mom."

do you remember the "Don't Blame Me - I Voted for Bush" bumper stickers ? Well, the first time I saw one of those, it was on a car with ARKANSAS tags.

here are a few more I remember seeing:

- To all you virgins -- thanks for NOTHING !

- How's my driving ? Dial 1-800-EAT-$^!#

- Don't Drink & Drive - You Might Hit a Bump and Spill It

Here's my favorite bumper sticker of all time:

"Vote Democrat, it's easier than getting a job."

:stupid:

I personally liked "fight organized crime...abolish the IRS"

also "Thou shall not steal....the government hates competition"

Or:

"If you can read this, you're faster than you look!"

and (I have this one personally):

"My child is Inmate of the Month at Florida State Prison"

I've only seen this on once....

"No, this is NOT my boyfriends truck!"

Oh, and my other cars' plate reads...

"PEY ATTN"