Heres the story. Theres a guy I work with who owns a Smart Car, and he left his work computer logged in one day so 'someone' sent the rest of the guys an email explaining how he was a 'little different' due to the fact that he has the Smart Car.

I have a green die-cast 240z on my desk that I didnt notice missing until the pictures started coming in. He knows I like that little car, so he keeps describing how he's going to ruin her in various ways. I thought he was just joking until the shocking photos started showing up.

Heres what happens to your beloved when a co-worker gets ahold of her. I dont know if Ill ever see her again.

Any revenge ideas are welcome.

Zak

That's too funny! We do this kind of stuff all the time on the base.

Try this one...

-Unplug a piece of equipment at his desk, like his monitor for example. Then take a small piece of clear tape and wrap it around one of the prongs on the plug and plug it back in. The monitor won't turn on and he'll chase his tail trying to figure it out. It'll be really funny if an IT comes around and can't figure it out either.

It's also fun to krazy glue his stuff to his desk, but that can cause damage and you want to make sure you get your Z back in one piece.

Or...

remove something from his desk (or even car keys), place in a metal coffee can, fill with water and place in freezer. Extract large block of ice with object encased and leave out. This one is fun to do with hats!

Hope it helped...

Nate

This is below low. Just a suggestion, get a hold of your friends toothpaste and inject xylacine (not sure of spelling) into the end of the tube. Then after he brushes his teeth and his face starts going numb convince him he is having a stroke. It works we have used it at the fire station.

Next, if you can get into his attic just above his the head of his bed put a empty plastic container with a small (coffee stir) straw through the ceiling into the container about an inch above the bottom of the container sealed with wax where it comes trough the container. In the evening fill the container with ice. In the middle of the night the ice will melt and when the water gets high enough to break the vacuum in the straw it will rain down cold water on his head. :devious: (another fire station prank)

All very good, but Im going to have to restrict my social engineering to the workplace, and keep it down to a point where no damage is done, and no charges are laid.

At the last station I worked at a guy had a nice old Chevelle he didnt want messed with. He drove around for a few days with this on. He still wont tell us what happened.

Here's an idea-

1. Get lots of cellophane (Saran Wrap, or a cheaper generic)

2. Find an accomplice

3. Wait for an overcast, rainy day.

4. Wrap your coworkers car, being sure to go over/under the car, binding the doors.

Imagine having to unwrap your car in the rain...

wow.... this thread is WAY hilarious!!

Here's my favorite one. Put Vasaline in the ear piece of his phone, then call his number when he comes in to work.

It's a damn shame your co worker is a bloke because I've got the PERFECT joke to play on females.

I pulled this one when I was driving staff cars in the Army.

I was on the midnight to 0800 shift one night and went into the WRAAC's toilet, lifted the lid on all the toilets, put plastic wrap over the bowls and put the seats back down. LOL I'll leave the results of that prank to your imaginations. Needless to say, I wasn't exactly popular with the ladies.

Since your co worker IS a bloke, simply jack up the rear of his car until the wheels are JUST clear of the ground then sit back and take note of the facial expressions when he starts the car, puts it in gear and tries to drive away.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Just get to work early before the person gets there and put super glue on there chair.He will be stuck for awhile until someone brings them some other pants.. Or you can super glue the door locks on there car where they put the key in the door to unlock it.That is a good one. Tried it once..Funny as hell to watch the person try to unlock the doors.

Contact one of the Canadian comedy troups-tell them of his escapades, and ask them if they could arrange for him to be picked up and interrogated by a constable for grand theft auto with intentions to transport stolen goods out of the country. I am sure they would love to have the whole thing on film-and I know you would!

or you could...

Get a friend to leave inappropriate "personal" messages on his voice mail the night beforoe he has a meeting that you will also be attending,and watch his face as he takes the messages...in front of his boss.

Pour/put something foul smelling in a ziplock bag and staple it up under his desk, then open the bag. If you put it behind a drawer, he will likely never find it, but continually be bothered by it.

Take one wheel off of his desk chair, or hide his desk chair and replace it with a fold up chair(if it squeeks-all the better)

Will

Glue the writing instruments in his desk drawers to his desk drawers before you go home one night, leave the drawers open so the fumes will dissapate, then be there early to close the drawers before he gets in.

Wait until it gets a bit colder. Take a couple gallons of water with you to work. When you get to work slowly pour the water over the drivers door and let it freeze the door shut.

Man, this thread is GOOD!

I would see about -

-jumping his brake lights to his horn, so very time he hits the pedal the horn blasts!!!

-if he has hubcaps, place a couple marbles underneath (only makes noise at slow speeds).