These are all great! Im workin on something...he may be lurking so i'll have to update after im done. I told him there was some really twisted ideas of revenge here but he doesnt seem phased so I'll assume its all 'game on'.

Zak

A piece of tape on the bottom of his computer mouse is a good one. If it's a ball-mouse, simply remove the ball.

A friend of mine kept getting calls from his boss, early in the morning, on his day off, asking him to come in. He was not obligated to go in and responded on many occasions, No Don't Call Me Anymore. The calls continued. He came up with the perfect solution. He scoured the classified ads for "Items Wanted". He would call and say, yeah I got one and it's going cheap. From then on, when his boss had a day off people were knocking on his door at the crack of dawn and all day long.

Mat's idea of marbles in the hubcaps is a good one. Another is a resealable can with a few nuts and bolts in it taped unferneath either the front or rear bumper.

Obviously, I'm not the only :devious: bloke here but we must remember to keep the pranks SAFE.

Rick.

Do you know for a fact who has it? I know some who like to instigate.

The person apears to be a smoker (zippo), has a small child (toys), a very clean bathroom (obviously not a bachleor), and drinks Mikes lemonade (obviously not a real man) Do you know anybody who can verify those pictures as being taken in his house? This would be grounds for dismissal at the company I work for. Of course my boss would tell me, "You started this mess, You fix it".

Just remember, keep it safe or it might get ugly.

The guy could use his phone extension for phone sex, or if your boss is a fun loving guy, he could be made to think he is in trouble for his phone being used for such.

If it turns ugly, how many young ladies do you know who might call his house and ask for him? This should only be used in extreme circumstances. However, you could have some young lady offer to call his house with the pregnancy test results, if the car isn't returned ASAP. Again these are extreme measures.

I do like the idea of turning him over to the comedy guys.