OK,

I've had this pet rock for a couple years. The pedigree papers, cardboard home with the wood shavings nest & all. I just haven't named it yet.

How about some names? There are some rules though. You gotta have a First & Last name. Middle initial or name is optional.

Example: Rocco depumice, Oliver Stone.

Have sum fun.

Ah, just call him Dastun

Minnie Mineral

Igor Igneous Maximus

Tectonic Tom

Rocky Stone.

I would probably help to know exactly what species of rock (he or it is,) besides roundish and smooth.

thx

how bout.............

chris rock

rocking ham

stone sour

sloppy the one eyed clam

Catapult Ammunition

Call it Chock, after all a rock (assuming it is big enough) is a natural born wheel chock!

WIll

I doubt he's is big enough to chock a car- maybe it'll stop up your roller skates.

Arnold Rockenegger?

I got a few pics of the guy...

What no hot tub treatment?

The guy is as old as dirt and you don't even let him spa on the stove...

They say we give our best to strangers and our worst to our family-shseesh!

Will

Yeah he was in the Hot tub for a while, but I had to ask if I could post the pic, because all his ladies flew off to Fla. for the winter.

BTW, it's a guy (old man) so choose your names accordingly. I'll ask him to talk about his stats (height, weight, sign, turn-ons/turn-offs, etc.)

TomoHawk

Better watch posting those neked pics of dirty old men, Vicky might start up the snail trails thing again...

WIll

PS, he has only one stone-(hey, you posted the pic!)some kind of an accident?