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Here's an interesting one."There is nothing so over estimated as a bad f_ _k and nothing so under estimated as a good s_ _t!" :surprised

Also, "If you don't use it, you lose it!!!"

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Now here is a really good one..."Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." (Quote by A. Einstein)

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Here's a few of my favorite's

"Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties"

"A wise man's question contains half the answer"

"Success is the one unpardonable sin against one's fellows"

"Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life"

"When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying"

" Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic"

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"Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

"If ya cant run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."

'how would you like a boot in the arse?"

Red Foremen, That 70s show

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When is @#$% Acceptable? There are only eleven quotes in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT!! on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my arse!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll........

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

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Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach.

Your teacher will give high marks for this insight (not).

My other favorite quote had the word "breats" in it, maybe you can recall it?

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Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach.

Your teacher will give high marks for this insight (not).

My other favorite quote had the word "breats" in it, maybe you can recall it?

Inlighten me, i forgot that one

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A work colleague has the Bush quotes calendar.

Todays was something like " They have misunderestimated me ". - George W

also

"Inlighten me" Bill R.

Did they go to the same school?

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"I used to have one of those...............shoulda never sold it."

Just about everyone we run into at car shows when talking about our Z cars.

Vicky

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A work colleague has the Bush quotes calendar.

Todays was something like " They have misunderestimated me ". - George W

also

"Inlighten me" Bill R.

Did they go to the same school?

No we didnt. And for your sake im going to pretend i didnt read that.

So what i made a typo

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When the only tool you have is a hammer, all of your problems look like nails

A. Maslow

Just because all men are created equal doesn't mean they stay that way.

From the movie "As Good As It Gets": Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson) on his technique for writing richly developed female characters.

"I imagine a man and take away reason and accountability."

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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

-Wayne Gretyzgree (I can't spell his name, but you know who I'm talken about"

"At 200mph, you have no friends"

-unknown land-speed record holder

"We have meet the enemy, and he is us."

-Napeloiean (can't spell this either, so sue me)

"God is a comdiean, playing to an audience too affraid to laugh."

-Voltaire (old philospher back in the, um, old days)

"To be on time is to be late. To be early is to be on time. To be late is to be left."

-my high school shop teacher

"Why should I be in the NSA? That's a good question, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm in the NSA and I'm doen real good and a code lands on my desk they ask me to crack and no one else can crack it. So I take a stab at it and I crack it, and I feel real good because I'm doen my job, right? Well, suppose that code I cracked was the position of some rebel army hiding out and they decide to bomb the village they're staying in to kill the rebels, killing hundreds of innocent people I had never meet or have any problem with. Then the polititians get on saying 'send in the Marines to secure the area' because it ain't their kid getting shot at and it wasn't them either pullin a tour when they were picken numbers. So then my buddy in the Mariens is sent to the village and gets shrapnel in leg from a bomb and is sent home. But, while he was over there his job lays him off and ships it overseas to the very village he's at where the same person who bombed him gets his job because he's willing to work for a quarter a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, they decide to ship the oil from that village over, which was really the reason we bombed there in the first place, and say the skipper of the tanker likes to drink martini's or something and play salom between the icebergs and he hits one spilling tons of crude oil into the Atlantic. Now my buddy gets back and he can't get a job because of his disabilitly and now cronic hemroides he got from the third-world $^!# jungle. He has to sell his car for money which means he was to walk to his job interviews which sucks because of the shrapnel in his arse. And he's broke which means the only food he can get is the Blue Plate Special; trout with Quaker State. So I figure, why go through the trouble? Hell, I could just bomb a village, club a baby seal, shoot my friend in the arse and give his job to his sworn enemy, and cause on economic melt-down. $^!#, I could be elected President."

-Best line ever, from the movie Good Will Hunting.

Last but not least;

"It's hard work."

-our President, George W. Bush

Dave

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Hey Bill,

My father in law told me this one once...I'm sure he heard it somewhere.

"If it's got tits or wheels, it'll cost ya"

Chris

EDIT: REMOVED MUSTANG COMMENT DUE TO PM'S FROM PONTIACGUY

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"It's not what you look like when you're doing what you're doing, it's what you're doing when you're doing what you look like you're doing"

-Charles Wright & The 103rd. St. Rhythm Band

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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

-Wayne Gretyzgree (I can't spell his name, but you know who I'm talken about"

"At 200mph, you have no friends"

-unknown land-speed record holder

"We have meet the enemy, and he is us."

-Napeloiean (can't spell this either, so sue me)

"God is a comdiean, playing to an audience too affraid to laugh."

-Voltaire (old philospher back in the, um, old days)

"To be on time is to be late. To be early is to be on time. To be late is to be left."

-my high school shop teacher

"Why should I be in the NSA? That's a good question, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm in the NSA and I'm doen real good and a code lands on my desk they ask me to crack and no one else can crack it. So I take a stab at it and I crack it, and I feel real good because I'm doen my job, right? Well, suppose that code I cracked was the position of some rebel army hiding out and they decide to bomb the village they're staying in to kill the rebels, killing hundreds of innocent people I had never meet or have any problem with. Then the polititians get on saying 'send in the Marines to secure the area' because it ain't their kid getting shot at and it wasn't them either pullin a tour when they were picken numbers. So then my buddy in the Mariens is sent to the village and gets shrapnel in leg from a bomb and is sent home. But, while he was over there his job lays him off and ships it overseas to the very village he's at where the same person who bombed him gets his job because he's willing to work for a quarter a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, they decide to ship the oil from that village over, which was really the reason we bombed there in the first place, and say the skipper of the tanker likes to drink martini's or something and play salom between the icebergs and he hits one spilling tons of crude oil into the Atlantic. Now my buddy gets back and he can't get a job because of his disabilitly and now cronic hemroides he got from the third-world $^!# jungle. He has to sell his car for money which means he was to walk to his job interviews which sucks because of the shrapnel in his arse. And he's broke which means the only food he can get is the Blue Plate Special; trout with Quaker State. So I figure, why go through the trouble? Hell, I could just bomb a village, club a baby seal, shoot my friend in the arse and give his job to his sworn enemy, and cause on economic melt-down. $^!#, I could be elected President."

-Best line ever, from the movie Good Will Hunting.

Last but not least;

"It's hard work."

-our President, George W. Bush

Dave

I LOVE IT ! ! ! That is my new favorite.

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