Quote by Wayne Gretski....You miss 100% of the shots you never take.

MY favorite has came from a member here:

"Breats and thights!"

Will

100,000 seamen and you where the fastest one?

As I have gotten older I thought I had learned patience. Turns out I just don't give a $^!#.

Peace, Mike

Give a desert to a politician and in two month he will buy out sand

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead.

You never know what you don't know.

"Audentes fortuna juvat" - Virgil

means "fortune favors the brave"

Zak

From the movie, "2010: The Year We Made Contact".

American Astronauts woken from hibernation on the trip to Jupiter: -

"Are we there yet??"

And if we are going to delve into Latin: -

"Nil carborundum, bastardum"

Translated means,

"Don't let the bastards wear you down!"

"Everything should be made as simple as it can be -- but no simpler."

A. Einstein

"It is better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it".

Has a lot of applications.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Riding a scooter is like F#%cking a fat chick, its fun till your mates find out.

It didnt happen until you get caught

Who goes to bed with an itching arse wakes up with a stinky finger :lick:

Kinda ashame of this one, don't know why?????