Have you ever wondered;

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you never see the headline "Psychic wins Lottery"?

Why Doctors call what they do "Practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests your money is called a "Broker"?

More tomorrow.

Rick.

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Ever wonder;

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "New and Improved" flavour ?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes ?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructable black box ?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains ?

Why they are called Apartments when they are all stuck together ?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress ?

Why they call an airport "The Terminal" if flying is so safe ?

Rick.

Ever wonder;

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

I did once hear of Budgerigar (spelling!!) flavoured cat food ( although I am sure it was a hoax)

Andrew

How about the old ones...

Why we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why they call it a building when it's already built?!

How they came up with the name of a Fly? I mean, did the act of flying or the name of the bug come first?

Hey there Mike,

If a fly didn't have wings would it be called a walk ???

Rick.

Yah, I hate those little walks.....they're always walking around feet when it hot and muggy out!!!

When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone change games?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Vicky

Why must employes work and make little when managers whatch and make more?

Bill,

Just a guess, but they are paid more because they know what to do with "Breats and Thights"!

Will

Hey Will,

Are we gonna have another "Pick On Bill Day?'

Rick.

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my managers dont know sh!t