Fun_in_my_z

worse come to worse just get out f the damn car.

You can say that againROFL

Thats sounds hard,but at the same time it sounds like it could be fun.:devious: You just better have em all tuned right :tapemouth

ROFL

This one isnt to funny but what the heck. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Atleast sombody remembered to keep track thanks GavinLOL

Tell me about it. When i was like 2 or 3 i was braking stuff in a department store. Dad cought me as i broke a 60 dollor lamp.:tapemouth He picked me up and laid it to me right there. This woman ran to the phone and called the police. She didnt say exactly what happened just a disturbance. The cop came and looked the situation over. Laughed and patted dad on the back. Lucky for me the store owner didnt make dad pay for the damages.:tapemouth I would have been dead along time ago.:dead:

Couldnt have been much more difficult then doing it in the ZROFL

Hang in there Will. Congrats on the baby hope evrything turns out great for you and your new family. Kids need a good beating every once in awhile just to let them know whos still in charge> Hope my folks aint reading this :tapemouth

Thats fine Will. Hope you get better soon.

I donno what are we talking about:stupid: . Hey Will have you got a chance to pull those lenses yet?

I think it would be good. If its what you want then go for it.

Sounds like you had a blast.

ROFL awww quap. Guess I should come up with a good one then.

Thanks Kmack im in the process of getting the vidoe.

Nice idea Vicky. Exept this is a 6 letter state And it has been pointed out to me that im a anoying 12 year old. But im not touching that one. Look in my gallery at that pic...

My z in the shape its in, The mail lady and the naighborhood kids are always asking questions and wanting me to sell it. All the girls wanna ride in it. And all i can do about is say,Damn! I gotto get that thing going.

Oh yeah uhh huh. Im like real sure.

ROFL Carl your messed up!

Well Roopz how old are you? I guess I should jump in. I started this shindig after all:classic: I was 15 In a tent at my girls house. Good thing we didnt get cought:tapemouth

I thought this could make a pretty interesting thread. How old were you when you had your first sexual encounter? Was it in your Z? Or somthing else:cry: . Hookers dont Count eather .