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Fun_in_my_z

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  1. The one on the left is big alright....
  2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRDz4aMK8hA Check out his shirt
  3. I have a set in the shed that are similar to those if somebody wants them
  4. http://www.arktimes.com/blogs/arkansasblog/2006/09/blue_light_rapist.aspx
  5. And your mom...
  6. In arkansas you dont have to pull over for an unmarked unit
  7. Ive got a good door and fender if you want them.
  8. You need to get a life....
  9. One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Rick says to Will behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.' 'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Will replies. 'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . A lot cheaper than a doctor .' So, Rick deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.' That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Rick began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Rick hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
  10. I didnt watch the show because i could not stand him. But prayers to his family for their loss...
  11. Technically that's thirds......
  12. This is all i have to say.
  13. Get a Chilton's Manuel for starters.
  14. This is an old thread, thaught i might see if anyone had any new tats to share. Thinking I might get one.
  15. The only way to get v 8 power is from a v8. www.hybridz.org
  16. So sell the wife and buy the car...:stupid:
  17. Without pics we wont be able to tell
  18. Heard of party line and have a wringer washer (non working) but dont know what butch wax is
  19. I am 20, my dads truck has both the floor dimmer and the dash ignition. We have a drive in, and the sonic has juke boxes....
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