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Vive La France!

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Now don't take this too seriously, after all it is in the Funnybone Section.

If you think you might be offended, don't look, And don't whine to Mikey about it either!

Mikey is watching. :D

Don't worry, it's not that bad. I'm sure there are plenty of American jokes out there, too. :tapemouth

ROFLLOL LOL ROFL

Oh, Carl !!!!!!!,

That's RUDE, CRUDE and well and truly called for.

At least it wasn't a white feather.

Rick.

Hey, were lucky to have it, with all that perfect whine you will not get with your embargo...:love: :love: :love:

I will open one for you guys, with the second one from the left !

oh and what kind of flag is that? the Vatican one? I knew it was on our side.:stupid: :stupid:

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Originally posted by Caen Fred

oh and what kind of flag is that? the Vatican one? I knew it was on our side.:stupid: :stupid:

Trust me on this one, Caen; You do not want the Vatican on your side!

I hope you & Sean are not upset at the photo. It is a joke, OK? You know that my own opinions about the war are not the same as that of my government.

no probls... Carl I know where you stand!!!

Oh and I, also, do take some distance from men wearing robes...

It's just that he is the only one who said loudly on world TV "Vive la France twice in the last weeks... :love: :love: :love:

Ok, I got this one via e-mail. Hope it doesn't offend anyone:

RED COATS

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.

The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.

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