Mat you can make your own...

http://www.customizedstickers.com/bumper-stickers.php?gclid=CMOh27_m55MCFQnIsgodIxopYw

I was told about a bumper sticker by one of my customer's at the bar the other day...

50) If you are going to ride my arse you better be pulling my hair..

She and I agreed that it was incomplete that it should have read

If your going to ride my arse do you mind spanking it while pulling my hair

Damn, I want to hang out with you!

51) Quit driving so close or I'll flick a Booger on your windsheild

Seen on a Chevy truck rear window. There was a big blue Ford Oval and under it read....

52) At least they circled the problem.

53) Looking for your cat? Check under my tires.

54) I got this 240Z for my Ex-wife, Pretty good trade Huh?

55) Screw Bush, Let him know how it feels.

56) Miracles Happen, $^!# has to be made.

57) I'm not Speeding, I'm Qualifying

58) Gas Companies love me, Cones FEAR me.

59) 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, Floor.

60) You have the right to remain an Idiot, Everything you say Can and Will be Ignored.

61) Cancel My Subscription, I'm Over your Issues.

62) I'm not a think as you Blonde I am.

63) Blondes with deep belly buttons have Blonde Boyfriends.

64) If I'm Going to Hell, I'm going in a Datsun.

65) I'd rather push my 240Z than drive Anything else.

Seen on a VW van....

66) FUKINGROOVIN (Farvegnugin)

67) If you don't like my driving, Get off the Sidewalk.

68) I may be Slow, but I'm ahead of You.

That's all for now.

Dave.

I saw a real good one last week,

"if your going to ride my arse you could atleast pull my hair"

I'm glad it wa a female driving the car...

Damn, I want to hang out with you!

Sure no problem so long as you do both . As long as you don't mind me being a smart arse from time to time. Now I just need to find out where she saw the bumper sticker so I can have it (ohhh no not to put on my bumper but to put up in my bar). Give my regular customers who good game (swatting my a$$) me another thing to think about I bet they would get a kick out of it.....

69) my cubicle is my secret land of make believe

70) I divorced my husband over religious issues. He thought he was God.

This is my share . . .

My license plate frames read thusly: front - "Do it in a Datsun" rear - "Try it, you'll like it"

I want those!!

tell me where you got them, please!!

My license plate frames read thusly: front - "Do it in a Datsun" rear - "Try it, you'll like it"

...Is there really enough room in any Datsun? Or should I be dating smaller women

Then again, my uncle did have that Datsun pickup truck with the camper, and velour upholstery in the back...

71. Jesus is coming, QUICK! Everyone look busy.

72. I am not sure what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

73. Did your mother have any children that lived?

74. D.W.S. Driving While stupid

75. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

71. Jesus is coming, QUICK! Everyone look busy.

72. I am not sure what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Priceless, those made me laugh out loud, thanks

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers