A Marine and a Sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.

After a swig of beer, the Marine said, "Well, we had Iwo Jima".

Arching his eyebrows, the Sailor replied, "We had the Battle of Midway".

"Not entirely", responded the Marine, "Some of those pilots were Marines. In fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot who was killed at the Battle of Midway".

The Sailor said, "O.K, point taken".

The Marine then said, "We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern".

The Sailor nodded agreement and said, "But we had John Paul Jones".

The argument continued until the sailor came up with what he thought would end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he said, "The Navy invented sex".

The Marine replied, "Yes, ..... that's true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women".

Rick.

But it was the Sailor that introduced women to orgasms.

But all women want an air force pilot...

Semper Fi!

Why wasn't I surprised at Sailor Bob's reply ???????????????

As for Air Force pilots, .... well, ... I thought they invented the Solo Mile High Club.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Air force pilots: I guess that's why they have the one handed controller...sorry

Don't know about all that. But us Arkansans invented "sex at work day"

Thats like the Navy sub: 300 guys leave port and 150 happy couples come back home!!

Sub = long, hard and full of seamen.

Don't know about all that. But us Arkansans invented "sex at work day"

How do people in Arkansas start foreplay?

"Hey sis, you awake?"

OOOohhhhh,

And I thought I'd been nasty to Bill in the past. But not THAT nasty.

(That WAS a good shot at him though).

Rick.

:devious::devious:

I dont have any sisters