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"Shadetree" mechanics Beware!

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Be careful of what you wear (or don't wear) when working under your vehicle.....especially in public.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News come this story:

A Crestview couple drove their car to Wal-Mart only to have it break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned later to find a group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment any longer, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband as he stood idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

Now, a REAL wife would go there often enough to recognize them...

steve77

Yea you would hope that your wife would now the difference between one set of tackle and another

S
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Maybe she liked having the lights off, sounds like she may have cold hands too.:cheeky:

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