Bill and his mate had planned a hunting trip for months and the day finally came when they loaded their packs, bedrolls, camping gear, rifles and ammo into Bill's Dodge Dakota and headed off into the wilderness hunting bear.

They were driving down a dirt road when they came to a fork in the road with a sign that read "Bear Left" so they went home.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

It is exactly for people like yourself that the Confederation Of Australian Motor Sport bothered to define their verbal instructions in such matters as either "Keep" (remain on same road) or "Veer" (turn on to a different road) rather than use the word "bear".

However, good one Rick.

Ricky my boy. You will pay for that one!

It could have been worse. Bill and his "mate" might have gone BARE hunting.

:sick:

this is getting ugly.

Just don't go BARE hunting with your pimp hat, might get shot at yourself!!

I just need a "mate" to go with me.

And the dueling banjos play..........

I just need a "mate" to go with me.

OK, Pick One

Here's one he can go fishing with. She's got her own floatation devices.

Come on now, bill can catch better with a pimp hat!

-Unless he paid for the breats and thights in that picture...

WIll

Here's one he can go fishing with. She's got her own floatation devices.

Ok, that's just sad, and maybe a little wrong.