La vie c'est comme une beurrée de merde, plus ça avance, moins il y a de pain..

Life is like a spread of $^!#, the more you go, the thinner the bread is....

“However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results”. Winston Churchill

"You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

-Rodney Dangerfield (Caddyshack)

Paraphrased from "A Clockwork Orange"

"The 240Z gave me a warm vibraty feeling all through me gutty-wuts".

and

"The 240Z ate the road like spagetti".

La vie c'est comme une beurrée de merde, plus ça avance, moins il y a de pain..

Life is like a spread of $^!#, the more you go, the thinner the bread is....

I have heard this as: "Life is like a sh#t sandwich, the more bread you've got, the less sh#t you have to eat"

Beauty tends to fade away but ugly just hangs in there.

It's not who you know and what you do but rather who you do with what you know.

Some people are like Slinkies: Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs...

another cops quote--- by a homeless bum caught in a vice sting--- I knew it was too good to be true when she had all her teeth.

My personal favorite... "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!" -Mater from Disney's Cars

There are 3 kind of people

1.People that make it happen

2.People that watch it happen

3.People who wonder what the hell just happened?

So which one are you gonna be?

I like to make it happen!

Guy: We are going to change their world!

Rambo: Are you bringing in any weapons?

Guy: Of course not!

Rambo: Then your not changing anything.

Guy: That kind of thinking is why the world never changes!

Rambo: **** the world

it's hotter than a blistered ***** in a pecker patch.