Here ya go Dave,

What came first, the chicken or the egg ?

Were dinosaurs hunted to extinction by intergalactic big game hunters ?

If so, did they pay for the trip using American Express ?

Are all the blonde jokes true or false ?

When a resident of North America visits the southern states of Australia, why doesn't the blood rush to his head ?

Looking at the Earth from space, directly above the true North Pole, does the Earth spin Clockwise or Anticlockwise ?

And;

Looking at the Earth from space, directly above the true South Pole, does the Earth appear to spin in the same direction as that seen from the true North Pole ?

Last but by no means least, why do I use the smilie :devious:

Rick.

:devious: :devious: :devious: :devious:

How is it we can see through glass?

1. Looking at the Earth from space, directly above the true North Pole, does the Earth spin Clockwise or Anticlockwise ?

And;

2. Looking at the Earth from space, directly above the true South Pole, does the Earth appear to spin in the same direction as that seen from the true North Pole ?

3. Last but by no means least, why do I use the smilie :devious:

1. Anti-Clockwise

2. It does spin in the same direction, but appears as Clockwise

3. Because you are! (and so am I)

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

what is engine braking?

why are pants plural and braziere (sp) singular?

Where did ya go?

Why aren't you answering our questions?

Maybe he ran out of answers. Anyone else want to have a KRACK at the questions? I answered a couple, I'm sure the rest of you can answer some of them.

O.K. Carl,

Since our knowledgable friend Dave seems to have suffered a blackout due to overtaxing his imagination, I'll answer one of my own questions. (By the way mate, you were correct in all three answers).

My question, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg" ?

Answer, = Neither. The Rooster did.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Here's a few more for you Dave;

Do sharks sleep ?.

Rick.

yeah, but I think they sleep while they're moving because they have to have motion across their gills to breathe,