A Penguin takes his car into a garage to see what's wrong with it. The mechanic says he'll need an hour to look at it.

Anyway he goes across the street to a 7 - 11 to Kill some time and get himself an Ice Cream (Penguins love ice cream). Unfortunately for the penguin because he has no hands he gets the ice cream all over his beak.

So he goes back to the mechanic , the mechanic says "it looks like you blew a seal!"

The Penguin says "No that's just a little Ice Cream".

My general workshop teacher told the class that the other day. So funny at the time coz half the people in the class didnt get it(i did).

The monkey tells the story better..

You can get the video from this site

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=barmonkey.wmv

opens in new window then just right click and save as...

Originally posted by Gav240z

The monkey tells the story better..

You can get the video from this site

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=barmonkey.wmv

opens in new window then just right click and save as...

Found this one on the net a few months ago.

unfortunately, the link above is dead, but............I have a less than 2 Mb .wmv file of this joke. http://www.classiczcars.com/photopost/data/500/Penguin_-_Ice_Cream_Joke.wmv

unfortunately, the link above is dead, but............I have a less than 2 Mb .wmv file of this joke being told by the monkey. Too bad we can't upload this file type.

montoya fan, I think you have to upload to your gallery first, then when it gets approval you can open the file in your gallery and cut and paste the URL into your post in this thread. Anyway that's what I am trying to do with a .wmv file. Gary

http://www.classiczcars.com/photopost/data/500/Penguin_-_Ice_Cream_Joke.wmv

Let us know if it works. I tried to do that a few months ago and it never got an approval, and I was never notified of a disapproval either. It was as if I hadn't bothered to even try.

Yep, you can upload WMV files.

Yep, you can upload WMV files.

Yes it works, I just must have screwed up the first time I tried to upload the .wmv file. It is now in my latest contribution to the Boobs thread.

http://www.classiczcars.com/photopost/data/500/Penguin_-_Ice_Cream_Joke.wmv

Here is the WMV video file

http://www.classiczcars.com/photopost/data/500/Penguin_-_Ice_Cream_Joke.wmv

you guys have way to much time and not enough things to do!