Everything posted by 1 Bravo 6
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December 7
Thanks Yanks, I don't think I would have liked speaking Japanese. Rick.
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If Only It Were True.
Should the need ever arise for you to have a blood transfusion, this snippet of information may be of some benefit. Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing a blood transfusion may benefit from receiving CHICKEN BLOOD rather than human blood. The researchers discovered that using chicken blood tends to make the men more cocky and the women lay better. Rick. :devious::devious:
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If I were designing a modern 240Z......
I walked out of a tackle shop last weekend to find a couple of blokes inspecting my "Precious". (That's my wife's nick name for the Zed). We goty to talking about Zeds (of course), and one bloke said he was in the process of rebuilding a 240 that he had bought cheap. (No engine, gearbox or diff), and his intention was to use as many 350Z parts as possible. I gave him the contact details of the car club I'm in and can hardly wait to see the final result. Won't be for a while but I'll try to remember to take lots of pics. Rick.
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Arne answers questions.
Hey there Arne, You and everyone else might think I'm crazy, (and you could very well be right), but I'd love to get my hands on a '68 Mazda Cosmo Sport. What about a Stag or even an E Type ?. Of course you could always move on from the sports cars and look for a Firebird/Camaro etc. Good luck to you, Rick.
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A popular ride.
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Anyone disagree ??
G'Day Rick, Almost feels like I'm talking to myself. Good thing my better half's name is Barb. As for the number of dwarfs, I was tempted to use a pic of my old platoon instead. Nowm ... that would have REALLY put the young married blokes in the picture for what lies ahead. Rick. By the way, there's at least one other "RICK" that I swap emails with from this club. He spends his time cruising the placid waters of Canada.
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Anyone disagree ??
Having witnessed this traumatic experience, I thought this was right to the point. Anyone disagree ??? Rick.
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Wake up next to this ???
I received an email from a mate of mine who is just as crazy as I am that included these pics and the story of how this lady ??? recently got married. Apparently the .... um .... er, ... lets say jewellery, is never removed, not even when going to bed.
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Share a Blonde Joke.
A Russian, an American and an English Blonde were talking. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!!". The American said, "We were the first on the moon!". The English Blonde said, "So what? we're going to be the first on the sun!". The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun you idiot, you'll burn up!" said the russian. To which the blonde replied, "We're NOT stupid you know, we're going at night!".
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Share a Blonde Joke.
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?". He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor". She asks, "How often do I have to do that ?". ------------------------------------------------ A gorgeous young red head goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible" said the doctor. "Show me". With her finger, the red head pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then pushed on her elbow and screamed even more. she pushed her knee and screamed, then her ankle and screamed. everywhere she touched, ... she screamed. The doctor said, "You're not REALLY a red head are you?". "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde". "I thought so", the doctor said, "Your finger is broken". LOLLOLLOL Rick.
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Nice cartoons.
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Mistaken Identity
To get back to the original question; I mentioned this a couple of years ago. I came out of a shop to find a young bloke wandering around my "PRECIOUS". As I approached he asked, "What is it?". I said, "It's a prototype". "I never heard of them" he said. "Do you know what an "E" type Jag looks like?" I asked. When he said he did, I told him that, some years ago, because the "E" type was so expensive, Jag had decided to create a smaller version but had dropped the idea for unknown reasons. When I pointed out the long, sloping front and the hatchback , I had him by the short and curlies and he said that he could see the resemblance once the design similarities were pointed out to him. Rick. Oh yair, by the way, .... I did tell him the truth. I'm not that cruel. But it sure was fun.
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Hello Everybodies!
Well, I guess EScanlon's post says it all. No further comments required. And so should this saga end. Rick.
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Hello Everybodies!
Thanks for the info Stephen, I read it all. The demise of "That Other Site" meant absolutely nothing to me as I don't recall ever being there. I was fortunate to find this site when I found my "PRECIOUS" at the back of a used car lot and have been here ever since. From what the past members of Z CAR.com have said, it's understandable that they'd move here for all the reasons that THEY have said. It would appear that many of them have a lot of knowledge that they are willing to share. Some have even suggested making a donation to Mike to help out. Having said all that, I still haven't decided which way to vote so I guess I'll reserve judgement for the time being and see how things pan out. If YORGO steps out of line I'll be one of the first to release the safety catch and take aim. Rick. :devious::devious::devious:
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Hello Everybodies!
I've only just now come accross this poll and I can't help but wonder what all the fuss is about??. I've read through every post and find that I'm sitting on the fence and found it hard to decide how I should vote. However, having said that, one of the basic beliefs true Aussies have is that EVERYONE is entitled to a "FAIR GO MATE". Who the heck is YORGO anyway ?? Never heard of him until this thread. He says that he'll abide by the rules. If he doesn't, then kick him out but let's not prejudge and give him a "FAIR GO MATE" Welcome YORGO. Rick.
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7.1 Earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand
Aussies and Kiwis have always stood shoulder to shoulder and we're with you now fellas. Hang in there, Rick.
- Boob joke
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Thoughts to reflect upon.
Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. No one is listening until you fart. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember what lies you told. Good judgement comes from bad experience ...... and most of that comes from bad judgement. A closed mouth gathers no foot. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on your arse. Then things just keep getting worse. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Rick. :devious::devious:
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Australian Floods
Here is incontrivertable photographic proof that Australian train drivers are the best in the world, due to their vigorous training and extremely tough driver testing course designed to test their abilities to the fullest. The driver testing course;
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fuel tank leak?
G'Day Wilson, Do a search mate, the problems of fuel tanks leaking has been covered many times in the past. Rick.
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Australian Floods
G'Day there Dave, Thanks for the kind thought mate but here in Yeppoon It was, Flood? .... What Flood ??. Seriously though, while Rockhampton was cut off South and West, the roads North and East to Yeppoon remained open. Would you believe, just when the water had fully receded, Rockhampton suffered a heavy downpour yesterday which caused some miner flooding in the lower areas. I've always found that a little light hearted humour can be beneficial in times like these so, ... I attach a pic of the latest fashion in ladies footwear. Popular accessories are snorkle and mask. Rick.
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Warning: May Offend Z Owners
How the heck do you delete a post accidently posted on the wrong thread ????????????????????????????????????????????????????