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Took them awhile though didn't it?LOL

The blonde's revenge - Brunette Jokes!!!

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

A. Brown-bagging it.

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

A. No one else wants it.

Q. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?

A. So brunettes can remember them.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

A. Invisible.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?

A. "Has the blonde left yet? "

Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Q. Why is the brunette considered an evil color?

A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

A. The invitation

Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A. A hostage

Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?

A. Fisher-Price

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A. It matches their mustache.

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