1.. Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

2.. Wanta race to the station, Sparky?

3.. I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!

4.. On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

5.. You'll never get those cuffs on me...You p****!

6.. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

7.. Hey wasn't your daughter a pork queen?

8.. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

9.. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

10.. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin`s has a 3 for 1 special!

11.. No officer, I don't know how fast I was going.... The little needle stops at 150

where or how did that happen. god

And last but not least my personal favorite of what not to say:

12. can you hold my beer, while I get my license?

I love that one

-980mak

How about,Why did you stop me?I don't have any doughnuts!

Or how about, "Can I have your flashlight for a minute? I'd like to show you a great place to put that!"

Or, where the hell did you come from? Geeze, you're good.

I did that one time and I think it was more like a compliment. He grinned and said, "I have my hiding spots"....