Good point. Well redact that then lol. 

I also installed in the spark plugs I bought a while ago just to humor myself and still no dice. 

I had my gf start it while she pressed a little on the throttle and nothing. A little backfire, but nothing indicating the car has any intentions of starting.  

You could try starting fluid.  It should start, run for a second or two, then die if the timing is right and you have good spark.

That was the next thing. And it smelled like good and clean gasonline. 

And if it dies after the starter fluid then it's a injector issue correct? Not supplying enough gas for idle?