The Gentle Touch Of A Lady...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replies.

"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "Im afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

Not Right

Worse part is some people would get more aroused by that.

That would depened on the nature of her need for toilet paper.

hahaha.... .ewwwwww

AWWW COME ON! I'M EATING! This pastrami doesn't look so good anymore...

That would depened on the nature of her need for toilet paper.

Sweet Jesus. Blake for freak of the year...

That would depened on the nature of her need for toilet paper.

The sad part about it is... i was thinking the same thing...

The sad part about it is... i was thinking the same thing...

Fine, you get vice-freak of the year. (But when the annual Z convention hits Vegas, I'm hanging out with you guys...)

I know the good spots to hang

We might do ok. I believe the phrase "livin like a bunch of rockstars" was uttered more than once about our group last time I was down. I'll spare you the sordid details...

To bad I cant go