CRASH TEST RECORDINGS (Special for Texans)

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had

covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto maker for the past five years,

whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive

pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the

circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers

in 74.7 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, SH**!"

Only the state of Texas was different, where 92.3 percent of the final words

were, "Hey Y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"

No statistics on how many times someone said "Wake up Bubba, cuz he ain't never seen a wreck like we're fixin to have?" :eek:

The sad thing is, here in Oklahoma; thats not too far from the truth.