Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her makeup! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Bob and the Twins, ruined the phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL! DAMN THEM WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!

ns Mike!

Good one Mike

Big Bob and the Twins???

Good thing your coffee didn't spill on your laptop, or you wouldn't have been able to finish that post!

Now you know why driving a truck is no fun anymore! Double the number of people to avoid.