Originally posted by tanny

Man, I just have to ask: How do you light up a fag?

Dip in Hot Wax. Apply match.

Carl. I'm not sure whether to laugh, or break out a crock pot!

Will

Originally posted by hls30.com

Carl. I'm not sure whether to laugh, or break out a crock pot!

Will

If you break out the crock pot, just remember to watch out for escaping gerbils! :stupid:

I thought they only lived in Z exhaust pipes!

Carl: "Like a Candle in the Wind". No offense to the princess. I'd better stop while I'm behind. Victor.

Originally posted by 1 Bravo 6

I intend to have a word with the bloke who did a first class job on the rust discovered when the windscreen came out, to get an idea on the feasability and cost of removing the sunroof (Which will give me a bit more headroom).

Just the thought of you driving around with your head thru the roof has me in stiches.....

MOM

PS how about a write up of your adventures in the South?

Originally posted by 1 Bravo 6

Yep, you guessed it, the bitchy little bugger spat out a mouthfull of fuel on the first suck.

You ever tried to reconnect a fuel line while your eyes are watering, your nose and throat are burning and you're finding it hard to breathe ??????????? No ??? TRY IT !!!

Oh, yea. I remember doing this once. I was burping unleaded for hours:sick: .

Well, now, Mike, My "She Who Must Be Obeyed" tells a story about a cab driver she and her girlfriends met in Egypt who was so tall that he DID have his head sticking out of the sunroof.

Rick.