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Clobbered a large racoon going to work this morning. Thought my right front tire exploded. Sucker ran right out in front of me at 60 mph. Might have to get new seat now. About sh_t my pants.

Drive safe!!

Chris

Chris, as I'm in need of seats, just hose it off and ship (that's SHIP) to me...

I once hit a Possum and broke my front spoiler. Would that make us 'Racoon Killer', and 'Possum Killer' to go along with 'Bambikiller?':classic:

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Hi Stephen, I like it!!!! Racoonkiller240 & Possumkiller240!!

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Think it's bad hitting a raccoon or groundhog with a car, you should try it on a motorcycle.:cross-eye

Now you know why I don't ride a bike anymore......:ermm:

Originally posted by ChrisA

Sucker ran right out in front of me at 60 mph.

I didn't think Racoons could run that fast :ermm:

Originally posted by ChrisA

Hi Stephen, I like it!!!! Racoonkiller240 & Possumkiller240!!

That would be Possumkiller280

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So I got out and look at the car now that the sun is up, holy crap!! Big chunks of fur stuck on all the sharp edges and there's a dent in the footwell sheetmetal!! Co-worker came in and said "Man, did you see the roadkill?", I said yeah, wasn't roadkill till I killed it!

I saw this bumper sticker the other day:

"Brake for Moose, It Could Save Your Life"

:sleepy:

This is especially true here in New Hampshire!!

Ken

And they say never blow your horn at a moose, as it tends to annoy them and then they will charge.....:dead: :surprised

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