I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving a bloke a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse s**t.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care.

My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. ROFL

ROFL

Classic. I've heard this one before. Love it.

That is truely funny..........I would have loved to seen the look on the patrolman's face when he realized it was not your car!!!

P.S. Did he follow you around the corner?

ROFL ROFL

OOOHHHH, BIKER, shame be upon you.

Fancy expecting one of our finest to be able to match wits with YOU. He would surely need a high degree of inteligence.

I like it.

Rick.

ROTFLMFAO!! ROFL I would totaly love to see that happen/do it!