Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, naturally beautiful with fertile areas waiting to be explored.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now a necessity.

Between 51 and 60 she is like Russia, very wide, and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past, but alas no future.

After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq...

Ruled by a prick....

There is more than a grain of truth to the geographical description of both, that's for sure!

Hardly seems fair does it? Whereas there are numerous ways a woman can keep physically fit, there has yet to be found a way for a man over 40 to escape the rapid mental deterioration to which men are so prone.

Hey, I'm over 40, you trying to tell me something?:devious: :cross-eye

Who, ME, try to tell a man ANYTHING?!?! I learned a long time ago that is a waste of time and energy!!!

(Isn't this fun!!!!)

Originally posted by bonniec75209

Who, ME, try to tell a man ANYTHING?!?! I learned a long time ago that is a waste of time and energy!!!

Geez whiz, I thought that sub-species of woman was extinct!!

Hasn't been one sighted around these parts in quite some time! Quick, someone grab a net, I'll unlock the zoo!

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