The Centre for Disease Control has issued a Medical Alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand and even electronically. The virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer, (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever, DO NOT TOUCH IT !!!.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, you should leave the premises immediately.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes; Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract, (WINE) and/or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter, (BEER). Take the antidote/s repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this Medical Alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

From what I have heard, The CDC in Atlanta announced there is another cure indicated from a suprising source, its long name is:

"Performance Inhibiting Neuro-Stabilizing Trouble Reducing Ignorance Promoting Idignant Neredowell Goo" Unfortunately, there is a guy in Washington-to close to Oregon to divide, that keeps buying up all the stuff-typically it is available in rolls and in a myriad of collors, metalics, and from what I hear, even a pink fuzzy style to match give-a-way dice!

Until the Hot wheels painting guy started buying it all up(I have heard as early as the70s) it was available at virtually every auto parts store-more recently I have only seen it at PepBoys...

Will

Pinstriping?

It was A comedy grenade aimed at Rick ad others in the know(mostly on the ZPS delivery route!

Sort of like your duck trade-only different!

Will

PS Bill, why weren't you wearing yor hat in your memeber Mugshot?

Bill,

I simply MUST know the answer to this question;

Did you WORK that out all on your very lonesome or did you receive a little help ??.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

I prefer the Work Ethic Eliminating Device.

I made that one up all by myself.

Bill,

I simply MUST know the answer to this question;

Did you WORK that out all on your very lonesome or did you receive a little help ??.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

I did it all by myself, but it took me a Minute.

The Work Ethic Eliminating Device (WEED) should be used whenever WORK cannot be avoided to prevent further contamination. Side effects are minor and include drowsiness, dizziness, mild hallucinations, uncontrolled giggling, and come in a variety of colors, sizes, textures, and prices . Do not use WEED with heavy machinery or useless parts made be created (sometimes repeatedly). Not to be used in conjunction with large quantities of the BEER or WINE antidotes.:sick: Producer/procurer cannot be held responsible for any additional consequences and should not be.....singled out

What about some of that Human Efficiency Retarding Bomb?

Will

This has gone way to far.......

However, if WORK cannot be avoided and WEED, HERB, WINE, and/or BEER have been used in too large a quantity, simply ingest the antidote to the antidote (preferably in large quantities): Continuity Adapting Factoid Finding Equilibrium Integration Nuisance Eliminator (CAFFEINE for short).

Not a funny acronym but I always hating seeing the sign "MEN AT WORK AHEAD"

Whatever happened to the womans lib movement demanding equal treatment and their own sign.

Tom