Two Mexican bandits were lost in the desert and close to death when suddenly;

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? .... eeet eees bacon, ... BACON".

"Si, .. si, ... Luis, ... eeet smells like bacon to meee".

With renewed energy, they struggled to the top of the next sand dune and see a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ..... every kind of cured pig meat.

"Pepe, Pepe, ... we ees saved!!! ees a bacon tree".

"Luis, ... are you sure ees not a meerage? we is in the desert don't forget".

"Pepe, .. when did you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon? .. ees not a meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that, Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe trailing along behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. He is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

"Pepe, .. go .. back .. ees .. not a .. bacon .. tree".

"Luis, .. Luis, mi amigo, ... what ees eet?".

"Pepe, ... ees a,

Ees a,

Ees a,

Ees a,

Ees a HAM BUSH"

Rick

:devious::devious:

Now I've seen everything. An Aussie telling a Mexican joke. (And doing a pretty good job at it too...)

You should hear him tell Pommy and Septic jokes!

Will

Good one Rick...now if you could only get it on video so we can see you act it out!

yup! We would have great laugh about that if theres a video.

did you hear the one about the three irish twins

What ?????

All six of them ????

Rick.