Bill got a job in a small chemist shop but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Stephen, the owner, had had about enough and warned Bill that the next sale he missed would be his last.

Just then, Will came in coughing and he asked Bill for their best cough syrup.

Try as he might, Bill could not find the cough syrup.

Remembering Stephen's warning,he sold Will a box of laxative pills and told him to take them all at once.Will did as Bill said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.

Stephen had seen the whole thing and came over to ask Bill what had happened.

"Will wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I substituted laxatives and told him to take them all at once", Bill said.

"Laxatives won't cure a cough", Stephen shouted angrily.

"Sure they will", Bill said, pointing at Will leaning on the lamp post. "Look at him!!! Will's AFRAID to cough".

Rick.

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Brilliant!! I found myself afraid to laugh too hard.

Ya, what a release a good laugh can be.

Bob, that's just wrong!

Bob, that's just wrong!

You think that's wrong-how do you think I feel-cough my a$$, holding back this laughter is getting down right painful!

Will

a japanese lady goes to the opticians complaining about her eyesight and the optician says to her that she has a cataract she replys no i havent ive got a lincoln continental

She's got a what ???? ................................

Oh !!! ,.... you mean a rincorn continentar.

Rick.

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