Chrisa walked into a bar with his pet aligator, put the gator up on the bar and faced the patrons.

"If I open this gator's mouth and place my genitals inside, leave 'em there for five minutes, then remove them unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink ??".

The crowd applauded it's approval, so Chrisa climbed up on the bar, dropped his pants and placed his family jewels in the gator's mouth. The gator then closed it's mouth as the patrons gasped in awe.

After five minutes, Chrisa picked up a beer bottle and hit the gator hard on the top of it's head. The gator opened it's mouth and Chrisa removed his jewels, ---- unscathed as promised. Amidst loud cheering, the first of Chrisa's drinks began arriving.

"Anyone else have the guts to give it a try ??" Chrisa dared them.

After a few seconds, a gorgeous blonde woman said, "I'll do it, but no hitting me with the bottle".

She made it even with out the airbag?

Will

Will i dont get the air bag joke, But nice work yat again Rick

It is from a funny Rick directed at Chrisa!

Will

AWWWW, .. gee will,

Didja 'ave ta tell 'im ?????????

Li'l Bill wos probly rackin' 'is branes tryin' ta figa it owt. Mite 'ave lost a nites sleep wurryin' abowt it.

Airbags ???, ..... WHAT airbags.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

After a few seconds, a gorgeous blonde woman said, "I'll do it, but no hitting me with the bottle".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..................Thanks Rick, starting Monday off right!

Chris A.