While Suturing A Laceration On The Hand Of A 70-year-old Texas Rancher

The Doctor Asked His Patient About His Opinion Of Bill.

The Old Texan Said, "well, Ya Know , Bill Is A ' Post Turtle'."

Puzzled, The Doctor Asked Him What He Meant By 'post Turtle'.

The Old Man Said, "When You're Driving Down A Country Road And You Come

Across A Fence Post With A Turtle Balanced On Top, That's A Post Turtle.

You Know He Didn't Get There By Himself, He Doesn''t Belong There,

He Can't Get Anything Done While He's Up There, And You Just Want

To Help The Poor Bastard Get Down."

don't realy get it, but why are a couple of the words not capitalized? Most software that does caps, does every word.

don't realy get it, but why are a couple of the words not capitalized? Most software that does caps, does every word.

You must be a member of the independent party.

Some forums automatically convert posts made in all caps to Title Case. Word can also do it...

Why do you keep makinmg stoopid jokes about me?

Bill,

Why do they keep making STOOPID jokes about you ???????????????

Because I started it and they think it's the normal thing to do.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

You bitch when you're included and you bitch when you're NOT!

Has it occurred to you that they're JUST jokes? And when a name is required in the joke, we toss yours in because.....well, heck...BECAUSE!

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What im not mentioned? You dont like picking on my anymore?

Damn!

Hey...Wat up wid dat!!!

OOOhhhh,

I don't know Bill, I just can't seem to please you. I reckon you're just being hard to get along with.

Rick.

You know the little phrase "bite me" Would most certainly come into play here. But i guess yall got me. I didnt realize i said that my mistake.

"You bitch when you're included and you bitch when you're NOT!

Has it occurred to you that they're JUST jokes? And when a name is required in the joke, we toss yours in because.....well, heck...BECAUSE!"

No i bitch becouse you drove me their