Vacation advice.

Chris said to his mate, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where I should go. Two years ago you said I should go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and the missus got pregnant. Then, last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas. I went to the Bahamas and the missus got pregnant again".

Chris's mate says, "So, what are you gonna do this year that's different?".

Chris answered, "This year, I'm takin' her with me".

Rick.

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What Rick? Im not mentioned in their?

Shoot and i was starting to think you had a thing for me lmao

Chris answered, "This year, I'm takin' her with me".

Rick.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA..............That's great. Rick, how'd you know!!

Chris

It appears the mate had been doing a little mating...

Rick, is this a story from your younger days...

Will

Well now Will,

To tell the truth, the oportunity did raise it's ugly head once or twice but I always vowed never to cuckold a mate.

More than once !!.

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No plonk in your schooner you bloody bastard!

Will

No Will,

Not since I stopped associating with Al K. Hol mate.

Rick.

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