Looks like the Poms are suffering from shell shock. An item in the local paper reports that;

"British drinks companies have been ordered to hire uglier men for their advertisements, to avoid linking women's boozing and sexual success.

Men who star in alcohol ads that target women should be 'balding' and 'paunchy' rather than 'attractive and desirable' under guidance issued by the Advertising Standards Authority".

Hmmm, .... I wonder how photogenic our Alan is ???????

Another item reports that;

"An amorous British couple who took to the sea in an inflatable dinghy sparked a rescue operation when their lovemaking was mistaken for cries for help. Police and two lifeboat crews were dispatched but soon found the naked man and woman on the tiny boat were certainly not in any real danger".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

looks like i wont be asked to do a drinks commercial then

Hmmm, .... I wonder how photogenic our Alan is ???????

Rick,

Not very.

But then, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

Alan T.

But then, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

I thought it was, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder."

then I guess my dream of being the star of a british beer commercial will never be realized

...it seems that I'm way too beatiful

But then, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

I think that's...... "Beauty is in the eye of the BEERholder."

- Jeff

I think that maybe it should be "beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"!!

Alan,

You say you're NOT very photogenic ???????????????

Try out for a booze ad mate, you might be just what they're looking for.

Rick.

:devious: :devious: