Now, I can't vouch for the truthfulness of the following but they sure sound good.

Did you know; ................

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it).

If you farted consistantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it).

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (I want to reincarnate as a pig).

A cockroach will live 9 days without it's head before it starves to death.

(I'm still not over the pig).

More to follow.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

THIRTY MINUTES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky pig .............. can you imagine ....................... ?

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Are you sure that is a male pig?

Will

Super hilarious !

You shouldnt be left alone by yourself.....

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Will

Here's tonight's installment.

The male preying mantis cannot copulate while it's head is attached to it's body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey!, I'm ho--oo.................).

The flea can jump 350 times it's body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes ............. I definately want to be reborn as a pig). (Male or female ?? ......for a 30 minute orgasm, WHO CARES ???????????????).

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(Now, who'd have thought that the bottom of a muddy creek could be that tasty).

Just imagine, ... 30 minutes. My heart wouldn't stand it but WHAT a WAY to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Rick.

:devious: :devious: :devious:

Sounds like you might give jumping a football field a go for a 30 minute orgasm-even as a male Praying Mantis! I have herad similar discriptions of enthusiastic sex, but that it is a serious bog in!

Will

You shouldnt be left alone by yourself.....

You know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself---George Thorogood.

I never understood that one either!

Aw come on it is just like this one.

"You know what you did, you were there when you did it!"

Will